Trust Me Bro, I Trade
A minimalist incremental clicker about trading stocks and coins in rapid-fire rounds. Watch prices move, trade bulk orders, square off for profit or loss, and unlock upgrades & sectors to further maximize earnings.
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About This Game
Trust Me Bro, I Trade is a minimalist incremental clicker game about buying and selling stocks & coins in fast rounds. Watch prices move, square off your trades, and live with the profit—or the loss.
Each round introduces new stock orders with random companies, quantities, and price momentum. Click on buy or sell, wait for the square-off timer, and see how upgrades shape your balance. Level up, unlock new sectors, improve momentum behavior as the market grows more chaotic.
This game focuses on momentum, progression—not realism. It’s designed to be quick to play, easy to understand, and fun to optimize over time.
Key Features
Fast-paced incremental stock trading gameplay
Momentum-based price movement and timed square-offs
Round-based progression with XP and upgrades
Skill tree with sectors, passives, and gameplay modifiers
Clean, minimalist UI focused on clarity and flow
⚠️ Disclaimer
Trust Me Bro, I Trade is a parody game.
It is not a realistic trading simulator and does not provide financial advice. It is just a causal clicker game.
All stocks, companies, prices, and mechanics are fictional and simplified for gameplay purposes.
Do not use this game to make real-world financial decisions.