
This 2D remake of the biblical epic puts YOU on the scene of each story, where you can either repeat history or rewrite it! Follow in the footsteps of a prophet as he seeks to enlighten the masses, and find your place among them as the struggle to survive tests your faith...
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 4 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Это плохая игра про Библию, но хотя бы в ней можно посадить Дональда Трампа за финансовые махинации. Что, впрочем, не является поводом в неё играть. "Legal system risks real punishments for your crimes!" - означает, что любой случайный NPC на карте может подойти к персонажу игрока, втащить ему с кулака, отобрать вещи из рук и сказать, что теперь будет так делать при любом удобном случае; а когда игрок попробует забрать свой стаф обратно, прибежит парочка римских легионеров, кинет персонажа игрока с прогиба, пару раз пырнет его мечом, после чего арестует за нелегальное ношение катаны. Из двух подсудимых, как водится, отпустят какого-то случайного бомжа, обвиняемого в массовой резне, а персонаж игрока сдохнет от кровотечения в камере. Ну, в принципе, как-то так оно и работает.
got body-slammed by the lord and savior himself. 10/10
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Languages: English
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
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I was able to kill and eat everybody I came across. Just like in the bible. 10/10.
bought this game as a half-joke and that's entirely what it delivered. half a really funny joke and half an INSANELY AWESOME GAME THATS REALLY GOOD thank you jesus 2d kenshi hardcore sandbox RPG israel dating simulator
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I opted to play my first game as Tupac Shakur. I found myself in a hut with some coins, a chicken and a katana. Naturally, I hurled the cash at the chicken, killing it, then strode boldly outside brandishing the katana. Instantly, a centurion dropkicked me, put me in a double-arm surfboard stretch and tried to extort money from me - money which I had already chucked at the chicken. Therefore, I was taken to court, racially abused and punished by being cast into the Coliseum with a horse, a wolf, a bear and a tiger. The horse proceeded to slay me. The first moral of the You Testament? Be fiscally prudent and never throw your hard-earned wages at a chicken. In my second playthrough, I chose to be Merlin. I found myself in a hut with a cooked chicken leg which I proudly bore outside. I was promptly mugged by a burly Roman who purloined my chicken leg. Jesus immediately appeared and urged me to turn the other cheek. I chose otherwise, resulting in the burly Roman assaulting me with my own food before placing me in a triangle choke until I expired. The second moral of the You Testament? Forgive them robbing your meal for verily they practise Brazilian Jujitsu. I am currently enjoying my third playthrough as a samurai named Samurai. I mug people for food, throw stone tablets at rabbits, chop the arms off vikings, murder random wandering ladies and once gave Jesus a Canadian Destroyer before stealing his leafy branch. I have been taken to court 6 times and escaped with a single small fine and brief prison sentence. As befitting a blasphemous ronin, I have joined the legion, which means Romans now assist me in oppressing the population. The third moral of You Testament? DO UNTO OTHERS!!
bruh this sucks 😭
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Hilarious. Great combat sandbox for $3
MDickie's games have many Chinese elements.If Chinese can be added to the game languages,it will definitely be able to better explore the Chinese market.
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