the wassie games
Do you have what it takes to survive the wassie games? This is the ultimate test of a wassie's skill and determination! There can be only one winner, so only the bravest wassies should choose to compete in this multi-level Battle Royale.
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The Games
'the wassie games' is a multi-level, battle royale style, third-person game. Up to 50 wassies begin each game and battle it out through a series of simple yet challenging levels. Players must outsmart the various obstacles, enemies, and even other wassies to avoid elimination, until only one remains and is crowned victorious.
The Wassies
You can play either as our resident 'Crash Test Wassie', or as your very own Wassie!
The Levels
Area 22
In this top-secret compound you'll need to outsmart the motion tracking systems of our resident weaponised blueberry. Be careful, if you move while he's watching you'll meet a toasty demise.
The Wassiesseum
Here you'll directly battle your fellow wassies for the entertainment of Emperor Loomdart. Take a sword and anything else you can find in the arena and do your best!
Wassie Soup Kitchen
Have you ever wondered how Wassie Soup is made? This game takes place in an abandoned wassie soup kitchen, complete with the original rug mechanism that ensures only the dumbest wassies end up in the soup.