The Egg

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Ich habe mir das Spiel gekauft um auch neueren Herausbringern eine Chance zu geben und habe es nun getestet: 1. die Grafik ist unterirdisch schlecht 2. es wackelt und stottert als hätte man nen kalten Entzug von Meth hinter sich 3. das Ei ist so abartig bodenlos, dass hätte jeder Hobbyprogrammierer beim Abschachten auf der Keramikeinheit besser hingekriegt 4. Wieso sonst sollte man ein EIER GAME herausbringen, da steht wohl jemand auf Eier was? 5. Es ist alles so lieblos und aus der Rille gezogen, man könnte meinen dass die Person die diese Idee eines EIER GAMES hatte, wirklich am boden ist und keine Motivation hatte was vernünftiges zu machen, Note 6- FINGER WEG! NICHT KAUFEN, kauft euch für den 5er lieber nen Döner :-)

A friend lovingly gave me this for Easter because, well, eggs. Right now, I can not even remotely conceive of a reason to suggest that anyone buy it in its current state (and I am notorious for being overly kind to arguably "bad" games but I just can't say this is doable). My level has reset numerous times. I've fallen off the map endlessly, which resulted in another reset. The mini game is best suited for someone who is perhaps 3-5 years old (and the same Easter mini game appears in my mini game list 8 times, and does not go away). I can not get the English options to work but I translated the German in google so I can at least navigate around. I am all but convinced I am playing somebody's school homework assignment that they published and are selling. As it stands, I just hope the achievements are all actually achievable. I am THIS close to joining the discord to see if that has the dev in it so I can (respectfully) ask things. Perhaps someday this game will be fleshed out the rest of the way, but it has apparently been over 15 months since anything has been updated so I have my doubts - but if it does and I am still playing it, I will update this review. Oh, and while you may see I am just under 40 hours in at this point of writing this review, I still have not unlocked the achievement for playing for 25 hours which is probably because my level keeps resetting at random and I am afraid to close the program at night as it only resets when I launch it or when going to a map other than the first one. So basically, save yourself the money and the frustration and steer clear for now.