Talaire

Talaire is a fast-paced competitive multiplayer party game where up to 4 players go head-to-head in a gauntlet of skill-based mini-games.

Day 183. No rescue. No regrets. Just the Princess.

After a botched rescue mission left them permanently stranded on a crumbling lunar base, four astronauts have done the only sensible thing: collectively decided that a rock with a wig is a beautiful Moon Princess, and that whoever impresses her most gets to take her home.

They take this very seriously.

Race. Repair. Sabotage. Impress.

Moon Princess is a fast-paced competitive party game for 2–4 players. Each 3-minute round is a scramble to claim tasks from a shared repair pool, zip across the lunar base on your trusty office chair, and complete frantic mini-games before your rivals get there first. The first player to claim a task locks everyone else out — so speed, tactics, and a little chaos go a long way.

The Chair Is Your Kingdom

Office chair movement is the heart of Moon Princess. Spin to rotate. Push to accelerate. Drift around corners, build momentum, and watch helplessly as a trap sends you careening across the base. The chair isn't just a way to get around — it's a physics comedy waiting to happen.

17 Mini-Games. Zero Dignity.

From rerouting live wires and patching hull breaches to surviving malware storms and cargo jams — every repair task is just a thinly-justified excuse for players to compete. Complete tasks in style for an Affection bonus that multiplies your final score. Rush or risk it — once a task is claimed, there's no going back.

Stack the Odds in Your Favour

Visit the base merchant to stock up on items between tasks. Turbo-boost your chair, throw your controls into chaos for nearby rivals, or drop traps along the most-travelled routes. Debuffs like inverted controls, uncontrollable spinning, and speed caps mean nobody is ever truly safe.

Two Ways to Play

• Mini-Game Match — race to complete the most tasks and rack up points before time runs out

• Racing Mode — pure chair racing around a waypoint course, offline with bots or online with friends

Play Solo or Online

• 2–4 players online

• Full single-player with bots

The Princess is watching. Don't embarrass yourself.