I'mma be straight with ya, chief, the bosses in this game suck. They do what they want, when they want, how they want, and several of them have patterns that start in the same way. Example, King Cobra, whose attacks all start with him shaking and then slamming his head to the ground.
What is he gonna do? Send flames that crawl the ground and climb the walls? Start bouncing around wildly in multiple ways that sometimes just takes up a quarter of the screen? Shoot straight at your location? I have no clue, but he'll do something and it will be annoying regardless.
The stages slowly ramp up in tedium, and near the end of each one, it's largely not fun, just a race to see if you can make it to the boss door and then get stuck with bad boss patterns forever, until you break through and finally do the thing that wins the game.
Thankfully, or perhaps specifically to spite me, there are no lives or game overs, so you can just keep going until you quit. Or get driven insane because you're stubborn and feel like the game is trying to break your spirit and is mocking you. Maybe that's just a me thing.
Anyway, 6/10, one thumb up and the other up my butt, not recommended for pregnant women but they should do it anyway.
Meow. Meow. Purr.
