Super Lemonade Factory

Super basic indie retro platformer. Not sure what all the hub-bub about it was, these types of games are a dime a dozen. Pretty 'meh'.

Some good ole' puzzle platformer game, only thing bad about it is quite buggy sometimes. 7/10

This game has some of the most atrocious writing I have ever seen. It reads like a history textbook but is worthless in the fact that it's fiction. Throughout the game Andre gives his entire personal history of being in WWII, sprinkled with plenty of random Proper Nouns, and paragraphs of completely unremarkable and boring events. And then, when you talk to the factory workers on each level, you'll get the creator's weird, unremarkable, and completely unasked for opinions on economics, capitalism, military expenditure, labor relations, morality, and so on. All of it served with a weirdly sexist undertone. Anyway, that's not even what this game is for, it's for the platforming, right? But the game doesn't redeem itself there either. The controls are floaty and feel bad. There are only a few mechanics and they don't change in the entire game: breakable crates, pushable crates, workers that walk back and forth, moving platforms, and spikes. You'll have to break Liselot out of some crates with Andre's dash ability and use Liselot's jumping ability to push crates down for Andre to jump on, in every level. The spike hitboxes will kill you when they shouldn't. Each level feels very uninspired. It's also incredibly easy and only in the last few levels does it become a challenge, and even then the difficulty is fighting the game's janky-ness. The moving platforms will go out of sync and you have to wait a while for the right jump opportunity. I also had to find a workaround when one moving platform went off its tracks and just flew out of the entire level. In arcade/old school mode, it's so easy to softlock yourself with the pushable crates, which don't reset on death. I almost lost 1 hour if I had jumped into an area I wouldn't have been able to get out of or even kill a character (to reset the chapter). Luckily, I was already wary about the crates and didn't do that. I did get softlocked by the crates once but was still able to repeatedly kill a character to reset the chapter, losing ~15 min. There are a few decent chiptune tracks that are listenable but don't really evoke anything. Some of the pixel art is decent but you can tell from one look the game is ugly anyway and they also really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the parallax. I give this janky cool aid factory 3.5/10 UPDATE: I bumped up the rating a bit because I got to the hardcore levels and they are a bit more challenging. The game is still ridiculously easy, probably because it was originally intended to be played on an iPhone. The writing still really rubs me the wrong way, I don't really know why. There's an achievement calling Andre's word vomit "deep and meaningful"... ugh.

I want my money back please

I can't even play this game as it keeps crashing before even launching. It get stuck in memory as well, and can't even be forcibly terminated. A shame, as it looks fun from the pictures.

The game is hard to look at and the controls are incredibly sloppy. The pixel art design makes theses characters not have faces.

Just a logic question i asked me while i played that game: Is/was/whatever the dad of those siblings anyhow "sadistic"? I mean who else whould build such a "Lemonade Factory" where everything you touches, yea, even a simply touch with a worker is = death, instand KILLS you. It should be more called "Super sadistic builderplace where everything kills you" or something. For people who likes Super meat boy or like maybe a good game...but dont ask for the logic behind this...just dont...

Not a bad game. Super short, around 30-40 min. You can replay the same levels on harder difficulties but that's about it. No story. The controls are weird using xcv and you can't use a controller. It randomly exits full-screen mode. The gameplay is solid about switch and using them differently, althought each level is super short. 6/10.

Huh? This is going to be the fastest I ever complete a game before. Less than 20 minutes and I have completed a third of the game. This platformer is decent.. nice pixelled graphics... nice voice acting.. nice puzzles.. But there likes it's pitfall.. there is nothing really outstanding. It leaves me feeling more adventure should be there.

Ye , This game was like 20 mins . I was like wtf where did my 5 euros go , but then i saw it, i saw the devil . THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARDCORE MODE , I WAS LIKE AHHAHA THIS GONNA BE SUPER EASY . BUT THEN I RAGED , I CRIED , AND I UNISTALLED THIS GAME !!!!!! Ps. i couldnt make it out of 2nd hardcore level i cri evertime. ye i guess it was kinda fun (y) :D