Steer Madness

不喜欢动保

"Steer Madness" is a rather poorly made mobile app that has you pretending to be a cow and running around to save animals from vets and things. I don't quite get the point, the comedy premise is amusing for roughly 2-3 seconds, and the rest of the game does nothing to back it up. But what should we expect from mobile apps? At least they don't seem to be setting out to scam gamers with microtransactions or anything. This features fairly low quality low poly 3D visuals which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably. Gaming is a visual medium, and it's clear the developers behind this didn't understand that. This is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 4 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. It's important to note that, despite this being such a low quality product, there's a number of positive reviews that all appeared immediately after the game launched, from suspiciously inactive Steam accounts that have reviewed almost no other games apart from this. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Not this time. This isn't worth downloading. While this won't cost you any money, you get what you pay for, and sometimes, even when the game is free, it's still not enough.

This review will be written in Catalan, because unfortunately Steam does not recognise Catalan as a language yet. But we are working to change that. If you want, you can read the review in English in our group forum: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/catalantranslation/discussions/1/ El joc està en català i és gratuït. És un remake del joc que va sortir l'any 2004 amb el mateix títol. Recomano aquest títol per a qualsevol edat. Si algun tutor legal, pare o mare té inconveniència que el seu fill/a/i jugui a un joc amb un to ideològic, jo entenc que no li vulgui mostrar aquest joc. Té aquest to ideològic que no fa cap mena de mal ningú. He gaudit jugant aquest joc? Sí i molt. És molt senzill i intuïtiu. Vaig estar jugant una bona estona i el temps se'm va passar volant. Això són 5 punts. El joc compleix. Un joc on no gaudeixes de l'experiència és un suspens. Això ens ha de quedar clar a tothom. El punt negatiu és que no vol anar més enllà en l'aspecte gràfic i de jugabilitat. Penso que es podria haver adaptat una mica més als temps actuals. El joc és molt encarat i els gràfics no llueixen i ho podrien fer. És per això que la nota de l'aprovat no la pujaré gaire. En resum, recomano el joc. El podeu gaudir en telèfons smarphones sigui Android o Apple. La nota que li pos aquest joc estaria entre un 5,5 i un 6. If you like this review and want to help us with our objective, please join us! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/catalantranslation

This game was very skibidi sigma. I really enjoyed the rizzlers and gyyats in this game. I 100% the game and I have to say it was very good. My only note is that the cow could have a low taper fade and a knee surgery. Müsst ihr wissen.

Clown

5/5 stars THis game changed my life oh god oh ♥♥♥♥ i love it so much i am so addicted to this game my wife left and took the kids, but it's ok because i have this game i love you thank you Game Makers Game Studios, i owe you my life