Steer Madness

Cool game, Asian guy is kinda scary but 5 stars

Random Scuffed Games #63 https://twitch.tv/ditodesign Vorgeschlagen von: Schatten1001 Die Message ist gut, die Grafik halt eingekauft aber irgendwie ein süß absurdes Aufbauspiel? Ratings: Dito: 2.9/5 Chat: 2.93/5 Gesamt: 2.92/5

We heard about this game a long time ago, and have been waiting for it to release. It did NOT disappoint! This is a super cute game, where the player is allowed to roam the city of Fairview as Bryce. There are different tasks to complete, and the journey through the city provides many cool changes to the environment. If you are unsure if this game is for you, check these comments from an 8yr old: "AWESOME!" "This is the best game ever." "This game is so much better than Roblox!" As a grown-up, I have to admit I really loved it too. It is lovely to play a game where pure kindness is rewarded!

yo this game is HEAVEN

its was fun. now i,m going to a real burger (:

10/10 GOTY

Disclaimer: I’m reviewing this a few years after playing it & I’m unable to replay it now. A few details may be a little hazy or some elements may have changed since. YMMV ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS This game would look good if it came out 20 years ago. In reality it released 3 years ago, and it doesn't hold up well; character models especially look pretty off. I almost ranked it at ‘bad’ but the characters do cast shadows, so that’s something. I appreciate 1 or 2 people at most probably did the graphics for this game, taking that into account makes it more impressive than it otherwise would be. ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't Largely comprised of fetch quests & talking to people, almost entirely running around, nothing we haven’t done before. I don’t recall there being any timed quests or sections that took multiple attempts but I could be wrong. The trike physics are kinda entertaining at least. ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf VAs are hit & miss, protagonist is fine I suppose but some NPCs are clearly just reading lines off a page, again though considering it’s likely volunteer work I’ll give ‘em the benefit of the doubt. I don’t recall there being any music anywhere but my memory may fail me, any music is probably very forgetful. ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma Underlying message will likely illicit some sort of emotional response from anyone, nor is there any real difficulty or particularly mature themes, animal testing is mentioned but nothing is shown. There is a section where you lie to a butcher about delivering vegan ‘meat’ which ain’t a great example to young‘uns I suppose. ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer Req 4 GB of ram is listed but I reckon you could get away with less. No Linux support but again I doubt it’d be tricky to get running. ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data 300 MB download. ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls without a guide As before, main challenge is not being distracted by the internet or anything I suppose. ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding Collecting donations from public takes a little bit but not too long. Only really tedious section is collecting cans off the beach for an achievement, but that’s optional. (They can only carry 2 at a time like c’mon, invest in some cargo trousers or something) ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life There is a genuine attempt at an underlying message here about the cruel infrastructure & in-sustainability of eating, wearing and testing on animals en mass, as a pescatarian myself it resonated with me to a degree. One could argue it ignores self-determination of one’s diet, and that it brushes over some economic realities of going meat-free; the cow’s plan likely worked because it’s clearly set in a well-developed society etc. etc. The cow in the lab coat gave me a good chuckle. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond I 100%’d it in about an hour and a half, and I’m not a natural talent. ---{ Price }--- ☑ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money IF it ever where to be priced then I wouldn’t pay any more than £1.50 ($2). ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Don’t recall any, YMMV. ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 I’ve played better free games but I’ve also played far worse ones. However I don’t recall playing a free game that gave a glimpse into a world this faultless & utopian while still getting a message of change across. Huge credit to the devs for making a free game as a passion project like this without nagging the player for money at any point really (iirc there’s an option to donate in the menu but that’s about it). If you’re interested in the subject matter then you’ll enjoy the ~1 hour it takes to play. ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template