
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. Copies below reflect the player base, not paid sales.
Media

About
Genres
Stats
Languages: English
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 42 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I have completed this game on 3/11/26. This game is a story based game in which the main character learns to form good arguments and rebuttals. You the player get to learn the viewpoints of some real and quite famous philosophers and then you will challenge their famous arguments with pretty decent rebuttals from a list of ideas the game saves for you throughout conversation. This game takes patience and you actually have to read what is presented for you. You click through a persons (say, John Mill's) arguments that he is presenting to you and you use your own ideas (from the list) to find the flaw. I will say that at times it feels like I am poking around "guessing" for the best action or response in order to advance. It's quite annoying. Even as a philosophy degree holder, I found some parts of this games discussion to be fairly dead end and I had to guess in order to move forward because the rebuttal was NOT obvious at all. However, I would say that I did learn a lot, especially during the Kant stages. The game seems to present each philosophers classic viewpoints well and it even forms second stages for each philosopher where you get some defenses for common rebuttals to further explore those arguments as well. The save feature has made this game very possible. Without it, you'd be starting over and clicking through every time you "die" (which is when you run out of credibility. Credibility being your life counter based on how many responses you get that are good responses. If you give a bad response, the philosopher will call you out and your credibility will go down until you lose entirely.) From my research, I'm gathering that Pro Philosopher 2 is better than this one so here's hoping. Definitely stay after the credits to get all your achievements and to learn about additional content. There's a website mentioned in the credits as well. For anyone in law, philosophy, etc.. I would definitely recommend taking the time to finish this game as a small leisurely supplement to your education, as silly as the game may be. It's a feat!
Related
Related
Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
挺有意思的
I remember playing this back in middle school on kongregate. Really holds up well today (unlike Kongregate), very funny. Also glad they added a feature to show which decisions you've already picked.
Perhaps there are people with no philosophy background to whom this game will appeal - maybe child nerdlingers whose parents play with them. But mostly it's for people with an analytical bent and a college philosophy course or two, so they can feel the satisfaction of having a game made so specifically for them, of recognizing concepts they know and getting the jokes. And that's not a bad thing! The game is fun! It's reasonably funny! If you're my kind of nerd, it's well worth the money. The most fun I had with it was actually all the ways I thought it was wrong. You argue with five historical moral and political philosophers, but it's a Phoenix Wright-alike, so the arguments you can make are limited and scripted and even when you've identified the argument you're supposed to be making it's anyone's guess exactly which proposition you're supposed to counter with which vaguely opposed thought. Your options for objections can't be too clear about the point, because that would give away the game; but without clarity it's hard to guess what prompt will elicit the point you know is waiting to be made. Disagreeing with wrong answers gave me the same combination of fun and frustration I felt studying for the bar, where I would often read the prep company's explanations for my wrong answers and still think my answer was better. The other thing that is simultaneously fun and frustrating is that the rails the game is on aren't necessarily the right ones. Like, there are at least a dozen reasons I think Hobbes's social contract theory is wrong, but I don't think the "who sovereigns the Sovereign" objection you're forced to present is one of them. The response is explained in the dialogue, even! Here I was focused on we can justify coercive force based on consent when the consent in question has been manufactured by the state, and my stand in character is worried about how we make sure the sovereign holds up his end of the bargain. With guillotines, obviously, come on! Keep up, Socrates! I demand a sequel, and I want to fight at minimum an idealist (probably Plato, but perhaps Aristotle), a hard anarchist (Nozick?), John Rawls, Sartre, an any-means-necessary communist, a post-structuralist, and if you really want to make me happy, Bernard Williams.
Good short free game.
This was such a great educational game! I learned a lot more from it than I had expected to going in. Its a nice short-ish length as well. Impressed.
不为无谓之事,何以遣有涯之生
ダンガンロンパ的なゲーム。 面白いしよくできてるとも思うけど、 もう少しストーリーにスリルが欲しいなぁ、と思う。 例えば最初のシカおじさん、 チュートリアルとしてはけギャグ寄りで楽しいキャラなんだけど、結構長く引っ張るから終始あのノリなのかな、と思うとお腹いっぱいになっちゃう。 でも嫌いになれない。
Brilliant little game - took me about two hours. Things I expected: Philosophy, presented in an engaging and understandable format Pretty good art and writing Well-timed puns Things I didn't expect: A career-sorted afterlife Deer repellent Mentions of Batman Five stars!
Can insult Thomas Hobbes 10/10
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.
Related
| House Flipper | $65.8M | 110.8K | 94% | $24.99 |
| Soulmask | $22.2M | 22K | 77% | $29.99 |
| Occupy Mars: The Game | $3.4M | 3.1K | 70% | $29.99 |
| Emberward | $2.7M | 3.7K | 97% | $19.99 |
| Vagante | $1.3M | 4.1K | 90% | $14.99 |
| Blazing Beaks | $256K | 2.6K | 83% | $3.74 |