This might legitimately be the worst incremental/idle game on the entire Steam store, and that's saying something…well, out of the ones that don't have predatory microtransactions, but I'm not giving this game a cookie for that.
The UI is ugly and barren, just the total money and passive money/sec and how much everything is. Nothing else nice to look at. Fullscreen doesn't work, detecting that I've clicked a fricking button on the screen seems to only work half the time, there's only one music track and you might think at first "oh well, that won't get on my nerves after a while" but it definitely will, and because of the aforementioned mouse issue, you'll be frantically clicking on the disable music button to try and get it to register that you've disabled it. The whole thing has a very "quickly slapped together on someone's lunch break" feel to it, or perhaps just a "I haven't made a game before but I thought I'd give it a go" feel to it, but this developer has made other games before (I don't think this is the first one).
Not that there's any interesting mechanics to dive into with this one, it's just buy a thing and now it costs more, and so the scaling of everything means that to get to $10M you'll just have to click a lot, and dig out a calculator and figure out what's the best value, and then go do something else with your computer or clean your room or take out the recycling or something. Yeah, sounds like a sexy time for a sex game. I don't think anyone's getting their jollies off to this one. There's just the one poorly drawn woman on the left of the screen who doesn't do anything except jiggle when you click her. The game mentions the controls are usable with one hand, but that's how _every_ idle game works, especially better ones that have shortcuts, and even the SFW ones would be just as arousing, I'd imagine.
There's upgrades (add 20% to the value of all your sex dolls, etc), but they don't apply retroactively to things you've already bought. I have no idea why, no other incremental game that I can think of works like this, but that sure sucks, because once you realise this (the UI makes this hard since you have to notice the change in the number), you'll realise that buying them early is a complete waste and now you have to pay even more to get the upgrade again. There's also no visual indication that you've bought that upgrade, which I just felt the need to mention as something else which sucks. There's also just one (1) achievement, and for some reason upgrades and items that you can only afford once you've gotten that achievement anyway, and at that point why keep playing? (If for some reason you end up buying this game in the first place.)
But this isn't even the worst part…
There is no saving. None. You click that close button? Goodbye. It's a good thing I didn't find this out the hard way, but I was looking around for other reviews and discussions to try and find out if it has any offline progress (giving you money once you come back to the game), and found that out (so no, it most certainly does not have any of that). Just to confirm, I closed the game after getting the one achievement and relaunched it myself, and yeah, that's a thing. What were they thinking? Did they think it'd be cool and awesome to just beat the game in one sitting? Were they going to implement a save feature and just forgot, or thought "nah bugger it, I don't feel like it"? This is probably the most important thing for this genre and it just… does not. What on earth?
Well, I did get that achievement, but that's because I have zero self-respect and also an uncontrollable urge to get achievements on random crap I apparently purchased years ago. Don't do this to yourself. Whoever you are out there, you deserve better. Don't bother with this, it's not even that interesting to play ironically for a chuckle or anything. There's literally no good reason I can think of why this game should even be sold.
