Sea of Thieves: 2026 Edition

a good PvP game

every times there is an update, i have to uninstll the whole game and reinstall. it takes hours, this is ridiculous. Fix the beard errors!!

Beklentim çok yüksekti ama ne aktif birilerini bulabildim nede oyun sardı 2 kişi girdik 4 kişi girdik ama yok sarmadı oyun

"Link your XBOX and Steam accounts to start finding friends GARBAGE" NO just go fing AWAY! STOP bothering me to link your GARBAGE platform to my steam account! GET FING LOST!

ядро мне в зад классная игра линкор мне в бухту лучший симулятор Героя песен КиШа якорь мне в киль кстати гейские флаги историчны ведь женщин на корабль не пускали мушкетоном по голове

Good luck getting it to work on linux or a steam deck

I was gonna write a whole spiel about how this is a really shallow game designed to optimize the most theoretical playtime via grinding and "progression" in a way that would make Ubisoft envious, but the truth of the matter is that's why people play it. Those people are wrong. Their idea of fun is wrong. And all of my group's hours (across however many platforms and services we tried it, probably like 350) in this game was for the sole satisfaction of knocking down their sandcastle as they built it. We would sail around and sink sloops laden with loot for no other reason than to rob them of hours of mindless drudgery. We'd pretend to be friendly just to see if someone bought it then blast them to oblivion. We'd stay hidden on an outpost to wait for somebody to stop by before logging off, then shanghai them, sink their sloop, and sell all their loot not because we planned on doing anything with it, but because it meant they lost everything. They would cry and bemoan not having anything, and still we would hound them to the ends of the map to sink them. They would say they just wanted to do Tall Tales, and still we would pursue them again and again to deprive them of progress. Once, a particularly unlucky soul had arrayed some 80% of his loot on the shore as if safe to do so, flaunting his wealth in the slums of Chicago, as it were. Before he had finished unloading he was sunk, and on each return trip he watched bit by bit as his progress was undone. The game allowed him to respawn and try and save his efforts, only to die and see a bit more gone to us. Try after try he sailed back to crash into the island, desperately clawing at us only to get a birds-eye view as his pirate soul left his body of how little we hadn't sold. It very well could have never put him up with the vain hope of grasping that loot back, but it didn't. It wanted him to see and feel each and every thing we did. He got notifications of his loot being "donated". And none of that ever was for our own gain. We did not put a single dime of it towards a super expensive cosmetic we would use. It is still out there as some digits in a file on Rare's servers. Understand now that we were not the psychopaths to be blamed: the game is the true sadist. It let people like us clock out and exact imagined revenge. It let that poor man suffer. It created the illusion of a happy little goofy pirate game and then let us hide behind the curtains. Never did Rare take any action against us, our piratical escapades of terror only stopped because one of us was banned for calling a victim a "LIL' ♥♥♥♥♥" in a thick accent via megaphone. Why does somebody steal something like a keychain, or a cup from the gas station? Those things cost so little, and the thief does not even need them. Why did Huns and other barbarians sack cities down to ashes, even when there was value in what was destroyed and not looted? Why do crimes of opportunity, like a petty thief stealing someone's driver's license without any idea of how to use it for nefarious purposes? Often we see people enduring such tragedies attribute it to divine retribution, e.g. Scourge of God or the loss of the Mandate of Heaven. Sociologists study and publish long volumes of theories and papers to examine what drives malignance. Rare shows us that the truth is cause it's fun lol, but I still thumbs the game down cause the actual game sucks

pirate plunder play arg