Russian Parkour Simulator

RU// Давно так беззаботно не прыгал по гаражам, не бил крапиву палкой, не тырил лампочки с подъезда... Простите, но я так и не стал Космонавтом, прохождение игры именно в 4 утра заставляет задуматься, а вот даже и грустно немного стало... ENG// It's been a long time since I've jumped around garages so carelessly, or beaten nettles with a stick, or stolen light bulbs from the entrance... I'm sorry, but I never became a Cosmonaut, and playing the game at 4 a.m. makes me think, and it even makes me feel a little sad...

Нам говорили, что мы можем стать кем угодно. Это и есть самая изощрённая ловушка. Когда выбор безграничен, любой конкретный путь кажется поражением. Так мы и остаёмся на пороге всех возможных жизней, не прожив ни одной, парализованные свободой, которая оказалась другой стороной пустоты.

5 stars, this game changed my life and reformed the way my central mind functioned. I can see shapes in spirits and math in english. This game not only reforms who you are, but also the universe itself around you and it's place in your mind. If I could enlighten others, I would show them this game as it embodies what our species before attempted to obtain. Thank you.

Игра очень комфортная,прикольная,но быстро проходится! в игре нашел баг совершенно случайно,прошёл сквозь стену. еще зашел в настройки чтобы выключить музыку а она все равно была. Разработчик,жду обновы! игру советую!

You don't expect a lot from a $0.75 game called "Russian Parkour Simulator", but at the very least you would hope that it is set in Russia, and that you get to do some parkour. It possibly fails on both of these fronts. I've never been to Russia, but the setting appears to be based moreso on the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, which is in Ukraine. The developer even included the iconic yellow Ferris Wheel that is frequently associated with the area. As for the parkour, it is extremely basic and restrictive. Most areas of the map are either completely inaccessible, or can be reached without even jumping. The extent of your parkour opportunities is limited to jumping between very small shed roofs, and jumping from the roof of one apartment block to the next. The zip-lines are a decent mechanic, as is the one area I saw where you could climb a wall, but outside of that there's very little you can do. There are also a few side modes. These are all pointless diversions that boil down to "Walk around a small area and press E on certain objects to remove them". They were also a bit buggy, with some of the models being invisible and my sensitivity being extremely high. As for the general problems, there are plenty. The camera movements are slightly nauseating, which is not good for a parkour game. Your movement speed is also quite slow, and it takes too long to reach full speed. Pressing either of the strafe keys resets your momentum, so all you can do is run forward. It's not at all difficult to get outside the playable area, you can run all the way to the edge of the map and fall into the void. Just not a whole lot to do in this game.

Это игра намного лучше смуты)

absolute кино

Russian training ground.

полнейшее говно

Игра на пару часов не больше, мемы могли быть и разнообразней, а так крышы есть, гаражи есть, ржавчина есть, паркур есть.