Running Girl

I dont understand, I dont want to understand.

I can't dodge the boss .. Another game created with the ass.

Keep adding stuff to make game better. Add the use of the d-pad on controller.

[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b]Running Girl is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store packs, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers. It's important to also note the "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, as well as cash grab shovelware. They just took a bunch of different assets, a low poly house pack for the backdrop, some girl in a bikini (the highest quality model), some deformed/big head girl as an enemy... slapped it all badly onto a laughably terrible 3-button Endless Runner template. There's no animation for a lot of the action so you can amuse yourself watching the bikini girl asset teleport between lanes as you endlessly run along, avoiding obstacles and collecting flower assets. This really must be some kind of joke, especially with the price tag... absolutely minimum viable product cash grab stuff. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. Running Girl has the gamer gouging price of $10 USD, for which you could easily get any number of older AAA games. This is also competing with over 9,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend. [b][quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/quote][/b]Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.

[b]Обычный раннер, три линии, прыжок, подкат. Nightmare mode сложно очень, очень вообще, Убивалка времени, не стоит тратить время![/b]

Неплохо. Неплохой раннер. Убить время можно.

Абсолютная пустышка, не имеющая вообще никакого смысла. Running Girl, это абсолютно бестолковая, решительно неинтересная и невероятно пустая программка, пытающая имеющая закос под игру. Бежит девка, собирает цветы, уворачивается от подвернувшихся препятствий. Всё. Никакого разнообразия и, что гораздо важнее - никакого смысла. Да, моделька героини выглядит симпатично на скринах, но в самой игре от этого нет никакого толку. Её анимации ни о чём, кастомизации нет от слова совсем. Зачем всё это? Зачем собирать все эти коробочки и цветочки? Смысла нет. Убийца времени? И снова нет - слишком скучно тыкать три кнопки без какого-либо ограничения по времени в режиме "сон", и про "кошмар", как и сказать нечего. Тот же орган - вид сбоку.