Rocketboat - Pilot

Rocketboat tem gráficos incríveis que obviamente trás uma grande nostalgia, dificuldade, jogabilidade e história. O jogo é aqueles que você pode acabar tiltando por morrer no final da fase e ter que reiniciar tudo, mas é muito divertido jogar no início, quando você ainda não se estressou.

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This is more of a series of impressions than a full review becauise I have no intention of playing further than I have. Apparently Rocketboat is a real band, but I've never heard of them- if you have, you may find this more interesting. Visually, the game absolutely nails it- it looks like an NES game in 3D running at a higher resolution. This is purely a sidescroller, but the angled view gives it added depth, and you can sometimes switch perspectives like Mutant Mudds. It's such a shame that the other aspects of the game are not so impressive, but I would love to see more games in this art style. But agian, that's really where my positivity ends- many of the enemies are simple, boring shapes that don't telegraph their actions. The music is very grating, as if they don't undertstand what makes retro game music good in the first place- and that's unfortunate if this game exists to promote a band. There's too much stopping and waiting in the level design- these kinds of games are best when you can go as fast as your skill allows for. Speaking of waiting, there are long unskippable dialogue sequences where the text slowly appears on the screen- this is one thing NES games that we did not need to bring into the modern era. It's a free game, and it's worth a download to see what you think, but it's really not for me and I would not recommend it.

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---{Graphics}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Gnome. ☐ Adults ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Gnome. ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Gnome. ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☑ Gnome. ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☑ Gnome. ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ Gnome. ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Gnome. ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ Gnome. ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

This looks like a great game and indeed shows great promise. I have never seen any other band promoted in such a way, and it is amazing that they did this. With that said, the delay before actually jumping killed me most. It is unfortunate that I ended up more frustrated with than enjoying the game.