
Raise the Colours is a satirical 4-player co-op physics game where you race to plant flags before the timer runs out. Work together (or trip each other up) while dodging pesky council workers who’ll do anything to shut down your fun. Not allowed!
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Grab your friends, grab a flag, and try not to fall flat on your face! Raise the Colours is a satirical 4-player co-op physics game where your only mission is to fly as many flags as possible before the clock runs out.
Easy… until the local council shows up to shut you down.
Expect complete mayhem as you stumble, trip, and collide with each other in a desperate scramble to get those colours flying. The more you cooperate, the smoother it goes… but when has cooperation ever worked?
Features:
4-player chaos – online multiplayer madness.
Physics-driven slapstick – carrying flags has never been harder (or funnier).
Not Allowed! – cones, barriers, and local council officials determined to ruin your fun.
Satirical pastiche – a tongue-in-cheek party game that doesn’t take itself seriously.
It’s dumb, it’s chaotic, it’s about raising flags against all odds. Raise the Colours is just a meme — play it for laughs, not for meaning.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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I’m Spanish, but I’m absolutely proud to raise the flag of our British Patriot comrades. Take that, Keir Stalin.
i cant smack a council worker in the face
"What did they die for? Did they die for a multicultural Britain? Did they die for a multi-ethnic Britain? Did they die for a politically correct Britain? Did they die for 200,000 abortions a year? Did they die for the absence of the death penalty? Did they die for liberal-Left censorship that denies the rights even of a private conversation up to a certain perspective? Did they die for the right of men to marry each other and adopt children? Did they die for all of these things? Or did they actually fight for something different?" - Jonathan Bowden
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i luv takeing are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back from the immigants who get free mobile fones an' jetpacks after cummin ova 'ere in their rubba dingees mate wile are own penshoners freeze becoz ov keir stalin mate
Starmer = 🔔🔚 simple as.
Great game, would strongly recommend. Fire skins, love running around placing down Irish flags as Winston Churchill
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Greatest game I've ever played, of anyone doesn't like it you can meet me outside your local Tesco extra and you can get some
Would play again just to listen to council workers say not allowed.
Really fun game to play with friends and I love all the jokes in the game, particularly the characters. I highly recommend playing this game, trust me you'll get addicted.
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