Private Dance VR

Funny for a couple of minutes, some of the poses are ok, models glitchy but some of the expressions you get are just creepy. Ok for like £1.50 quick laugh and losing its luster after 5 minutes.

At first I liked it but after you spend more time, it's just okay graphic with very little things to do. Not to mention charactors look pretty bad and unnatural.

Haha lol funi porn game go BRRRRRRRRR But it actually does. This game rarely worked on the 50 times i launched it in an attempt to take a more in-depth look into it. 45/50 times it launched, my right Touch controller wouldn't register. (to clarify, when i opened the steamvr overlay, it showed up, but not in game.) The game can use a controller for... vibrations... if that would work, 49/50 times i launched, the controller would vibrate constantly throughout the entire lifespan of the program. The models use basic unity assets, such as animations, poses, and even the models themselves reek of free-to-cheap unity asset. In summation, buy literally anything but this, let alone a VR Porn game at all. Go down to your local brothel and spend $3. You'll get a better experience.

What you see in the video is exactly what you get. A variety of ladies walk the catwalk. You can choose one to "dance" for you. I say dance in quotes because these ladies have clearly never worn heels before and are very wobbly. They also can't dance worth a tinker's dam, but they do make eye contact. I laughed at first, then screamed as I'd walked behind the first dancer in her end pose and her head turned completely around on her neck to face me. Now there's something you don't see everyday. The ladies randomly bug out and in the end it's kind of like a niche club with animatronics or really drunk or stoned women trying to impress you. That said, they sort of grow on you. Yes, they dance poorly. They bug out, but they seem set on dancing good enough to get into a real club someday. Catwalk for each lovely lady is excellent, and I did appreciate that each lady has a different routine. Music isn't bad and if the strange shadows others have noted on their chests are fixed they'd be good to go. Certainly not VR Paradise, but kind of silly/sweet for the price.

Reminds me of Oblivion mods. Catwalk animation is fine. Rest is jank af. Trampoline bobs with weird shadows above them when they bug out. Not sexy and barely funny. Worth every penny on a lonely saturday night.

with the power to pause time at my finger tips i feel UNSTOPPABLE! i just need to escape the pink hell i'm confided in