Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

After getting all achievements i can confidently say i really love my guns (Svetlana my fav <3)

Best political game ever

After seeing Second Wind play the game and getting hooked on the "Shoot my Shot" song (Listening to it on repeat for the past couple days), I decided to pick it up. I really ended up enjoying it. For a free game, there is so much effort put into it. Seemingly to the point of making me question if it was to much effort for this sort of game. The basic FPS sections were serviceable and looking for all the little secrets, almost like a prop hunt game, was fun time. The writing for this silly type of premise was far better then I expected, while funny of course, there were moments that you could read subtext into and form a bit of story of a few non-gun characters. For the guns, they fill their character niches pretty well and their appeal hits most people's "needs." Sveta is my choice among them, the VO deserves a pay raise. There is not much to say for cons, the only thing I struggled with was oiling all the guns properly...and even more so with the twins (UwUsies). I don't know if that is me being bad at the minigame or maybe a commentary of trying to satisfy 2 different people during a passionate oiling, but it took so long my hand began to hurt from holding down the oil button... please withhold your judgements. Funnily enough, the single crash I ran into was right before the twins oiling segment after getting them finished on the One Night Standoff, as soon as the waves completed and their dialogue ended, the game just crashed to desktop. It only kicked me back to before the waves inside the bunker, so I didn't miss out on the oiling but had to replay the One Night Standoff of course. Not terrible among crashes and didn't repeat, nor did it soft lock me, so I just relay it to help out if they can figure out why it occurred. All in all, it is a solid game with good writing. If you are willing to have a weird filled time where you romance some guns, then this is the game for you.