Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

Amazing game, 10/10, first game I ever got on my laptop. What's better than a silly dating game? Absolutely nothing. Genuinely one of my favorite games I've played and the ending hit far closer to home than I'd like to admit. Except here obviously. I've never played an FPS on laptop before, only on console, and this one being my first was honestly a great way to ease into it considering the fact that you can change the difficulty to your liking. Cannot believe it's free, devs better get on adding something to give financial support because every hour I spent in this game is an hour I'd like to have paid for simply for how good it is. My favorite part of the game, aside from the art, the commitment to the bit, the voice acting, the idle animations, the story, and just about everything, is the part where I was allowed to climb the ladder, because I am a free american and have my right to do that. This game has been on my mind ever since it released and I am not unhappy with this situation!

Went for the Egot documentary, stayed for the soundtrack. Thank you so much to release the best game in the year so far for free. Please release the soundtrack on bandcamp!

The most convincing argument for the prepper lifestyle ever made.

goofy ass game, i love it

Genuinely one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long time. I downloaded it fully as a joke when it was mentioned to me on stream and literally fell in love from steam *description* and quit the game I’d been playing and got stuck for four hours playing Polyarmory instead. I was DYING to finish the game for days. It is everything I want from any creative project. There is so much love and humor smashed together. The game easily breezily handles complicated topics with an intelligently satirical voice. There are SO. MANY. REFERENCES. and I never get ANY references in media but my chronically online/on tumblr for fifteen years a** got almost every single one. This was such a good experience, helped heavily by the very active creators! It was so much fun getting hints and easter egg tips and geeking out about gamepull in the discord. If you have love and whimsy in your heart and are annoying and like to poke everything in a game and also like when a hot russian muscle mommy rocket launcher calls you a good boy, then this is the game for you. Also incredibly f*cking genius conspiracy theorist commentary on the radio. Everything about this game from the combat to the pronoun options to the accessibility to the silly easter eggs to the onlycans shooting challenge to the insane ENDING?? I can’t believe there was plot and emotions inside my meme dating sim. How could they do that to me? Anyway, someone else said it but pls make a game we can pay you for. This was so wonderful. I wish I could forget it and play it again for the first time.

11/10. luv me guns. n me guns love me~