Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

this game should be the GOTY of 2026

God Bless America... *Sniff* God Bless...

very fun and funny, the ending was... sad

This has to be one of the weirdest yet most entertaining dating sims I’ve ever played — and somehow it’s also a shooting gallery. I don’t even know how to properly explain this game, but here’s the best I can do: you take a pill that lets you date your guns while living in a bunker, spend your days getting to know them, and then spend your nights blasting everything in sight. It’s unhinged in the best way. What I really appreciate is that the game doesn’t lean into just one direction. It’s not afraid to be both a dating sim and a chaotic shooter, and it doesn’t fall into the usual “one‑note harem” trap either. Each gun actually has personality, charm, and quirks that make the dating side feel surprisingly genuine instead of just a joke. The loop of bonding with your weapons during the day and unleashing absolute destruction at night is way more fun than it has any right to be. It’s bizarre, it’s stylish, and it fully commits to the bit — which is exactly why it works. So yeah… it’s weird. But it’s also a blast

this is the game the WOKE, LIBERAL cloud people agenda doesn't want you to see.

Surprisingly funny and well thought out for something that seems so silly at first glance! Not to much full of so much love considering its a free game that is ultimately a passion project, which honestly makes the game so much more appealing. Also, loved the surprise [spoiler] Stephanie Sterling and The Stupendium [/spoiler] cameos, 10/10 experience :steamhappy:

After seeing Second Wind play the game and getting hooked on the "Shoot my Shot" song (Listening to it on repeat for the past couple days), I decided to pick it up. I really ended up enjoying it. For a free game, there is so much effort put into it. Seemingly to the point of making me question if it was to much effort for this sort of game. The basic FPS sections were serviceable and looking for all the little secrets, almost like a prop hunt game, was fun time. The writing for this silly type of premise was far better then I expected, while funny of course, there were moments that you could read subtext into and form a bit of story of a few non-gun characters. For the guns, they fill their character niches pretty well and their appeal hits most people's "needs." Sveta is my choice among them, the VO deserves a pay raise. There is not much to say for cons, the only thing I struggled with was oiling all the guns properly...and even more so with the twins (UwUsies). I don't know if that is me being bad at the minigame or maybe a commentary of trying to satisfy 2 different people during a passionate oiling, but it took so long my hand began to hurt from holding down the oil button... please withhold your judgements. Funnily enough, the single crash I ran into was right before the twins oiling segment after getting them finished on the One Night Standoff, as soon as the waves completed and their dialogue ended, the game just crashed to desktop. It only kicked me back to before the waves inside the bunker, so I didn't miss out on the oiling but had to replay the One Night Standoff of course. Not terrible among crashes and didn't repeat, nor did it soft lock me, so I just relay it to help out if they can figure out why it occurred. All in all, it is a solid game with good writing. If you are willing to have a weird filled time where you romance some guns, then this is the game for you.

Streamed the whole game and had so much fun! So many secrets and things to find! The dialogue and characters will keep you laughing from start to finish! Make sure you check out the ladders though! The Devs REALLY want you to enjoy the ladders! <3