
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
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The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?
As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:
Rimington, the hunky shotgun
Viper, the chaotic revolver
Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper
Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!
Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
100% Streamer Safe!
Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!

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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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First-person shooter welded onto dating sim. Two game types I usually ricochet off quite hard. But there's no misfires here, just queer-shootin' (it's definitely not straight!) good gameplay. The details in the setting really make the scene: Colt Michigan is a fabulous spoof of a certain type of radio personality, and the various hints around the place sell a deeper story. And the night-time shooting battles have genuinely good gameplay, too. There's a lot of humour, but you can tell everyone involved took it seriously in terms of making the game. Lots of fun, highly recommend even if you think it's not your thing. (Seriously, just play it for the music and Colt Michigan, if nothing else!)
This... whatever it is is way better than it has any right to be. I also may have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a British shotgun. I give this a .44 out of 5.56.
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The pink gun is the sexist but unfortunatly there is vore
first game i ever 100%'d on steam, it's a very good game, with the only major downsides being that you can get softlocked sometimes and that after a while your hand starts to hurt from sprinting because there's no "toggle sprint" option However, there's also viper, i really like viper, both as a character and as a weapon, 10/10
this game seemed like it was made for me, as a appreciator of attractive guns myself. three things utterly ruined it however: despite there being pronoun options, you can't play as a girl. even the splash screen brought my computer to its knees, the performance issues did not stop no matter what my settings were. the guns are attached to... humans. gross.
Decided to shoot my shot at playing this and I have no regrets. FPS and Dating sim combined it's beautiful
the game is great it only has one problem: the ladder doesn't work
I am a huge fan of the folks behind this project. Been a huge fan since OnlyCans gave us all something healthy-ish to focus on during the pandemic. I avoided Polyarmory until I had time to sit down and play it. I wanted to go in a fresh as possible. Imagine my delight learning it was Serious Sam, but you can make the guns ♥♥♥. This game is a 10/10. Make sure to take showers, and touch the ladder.
Trans people deserve the right to bear arms :3 Also this is the most stereotypical American thing I’ve ever done, love the OnlyCans references
Made me genuinely laugh at several points, introduced me to a banger song, and Twice was mentioned. Easily one of my top 10 games of the year <3
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