Police Patrol

There are 4 very very small maps, drive for 10 seconds and it's game over and you've hit the end of the road on each map. So literally less than 5 minutes of gameplay total. To win a map, [spoiler]drive next to the car a bit, not behind it, no need to ram it off the road.[/spoiler] Fun for about 10 seconds until you realise that was it!

Updated: Jul 17 @ 7:45pm ---{Graphics}--- ☐ Masterpiece ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Will do ☐ Bad ☐ Awful ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Try not to get addicted ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Bad ☑ Just dont ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Not too bad ☑ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens (Target audience) ☐ Adults (Target audience) ☑ Everyone ---{PC Requirements}--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Minimum ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press a bunch of buttons ☑ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Not so easy ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☑ Nothing ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ A bit grindy sometimes ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ Insanity ---{Story}--- ☑ Doesnt have ☐ Something isnt nothing I guess ☐ Not great ☐ Average (Including comics) ☐ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ Will make u cry or smile alot ---{Game Time}--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of tea ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ Depends on u ☐ Endless ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never had any Minor bugs ☑ Few bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ Ruining the game (Whenever a major update occurs) ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{Status}--- ☐ Top ☐ Always some people around ☐ Not so easy to find people for the party ☐ You ll have to wait for anyone to join ☐ Barely any soul alive ☑ Dead like my insides ---{Matchmaking}--- ☐ Depends on the host ☐ Brilliant ☐ Fair ☐ You might see much more experienced/stronger players ☐ Unbalanced ☐ Completely unfair ☑ Non-existing they should pay people 99 cents to play this game

Great game for speedrunners. Completed in 4 minutes, and I feel I'm still a slowpoke. The only positive is the graphics. In a weird way of course...

纯粹就是个骗钱的游戏 总共就视频里播放的那几张地图反复循环 碰撞设计屎一样的，撞车屁股后面保准你直接自己打转到不认识方向 祝这个骗钱的开发者全家立刻暴毙吧

Police Patrol puts you in the excitement of a police car that has to box in a criminal during a high speed chase. By box in I mean you maintain a speed next to the car for a few seconds. Its an interesting premise and its a good engine that lets you have full camera control with your mouse. That's where the praise ends, because this game is a quick four chases in random order. Each environment seems to be a different art style from the previous leading me to believe its a bunch of maps from various sources thrown in. You begin each chase from a dead stop to give the assailant a chance, because its far too easy. These challenges take mere seconds to complete once you get the hang of how the camera handles. For whatever reason the camera begins each chase looking at the side of the vehicle rather than chasing it. I suppose that's the only bit of challenge the game has to offer. The game plays fine, but with challenges so quick there needs to be a system to keep track of the fastest time, leaderboards or something to make it worth playing beyond the three minutes of new content. Maybe this is someone's first project, maybe its an asset flip. Whatever it is, avoid it until it gets more interesting or gives you a reason to put your dollar down for it.

my wife is dead

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