Poker Train

Will change when saves are implemented but having to keep my PC on all the time to avoid losing my progress is a no. Just lost 20 hours of progress when it crashed.

[h3] I'm currently doing a challenge to play through a free game in every single category on steam. I then give an honest review using ChatGPT. [/h3] Game: 97 / 447 [b] Category: Gambling [/b] "Poker on a Trainwreck" This game tries to mix 5-card draw poker with a train journey, but it derails almost immediately. The poker mechanics are nonsensical—low pairs aren’t accepted as winning hands, so anything under a pair of jacks is an automatic loss. To make things worse, the missions often demand impossible hands, like a pair of nines, which doesn’t even count as progress unless it’s also a "winning" hand. The upgrade system exists, apparently, but it’s buried under a confusing mess of menus. The graphics look like they were slapped together in the backroom of a gas station in the '80s, and the overall design feels ancient and clunky. This game is frustrating, outdated, and poorly executed. Unless you enjoy nonsensical rules and unpolished mechanics, steer clear of this wreck.