Pixel Piracy

Only buy on a VERY deep discount.

scam

:(

I want to recommend this game but there's just so much wrong with it: -Randomly drops to 5fps for no reason -Ship building is extremely delayed and laggy -Pirates will starve to death in front of plenty of food -Animals are useless and annoying (Do NOT fill your ship with them you'll never get it cleaned) -Shops have random stock and not all towns have shops so you can go forever without finding the one item you need (like a swimming book because the ai is so dumb they fall into the water A LOT) -It's built like a mobile game and runs like one (why does GTAV Enhanced run better than Pixel Piracy) -Even with the speed ability the traveling is just annoyingly slow considering how frequently you need to go into the pointless traveling cut scene EVERY SINGLE TIME you want to explore anything (like 60% of the gameplay is just waiting for the ship to arrive)

Это сверх-омерзительное богопротивное недосущество продолжает уперто извиваться в своей темной поганой норе, срыгивая из своего падального чрева новые недопустимые выходки. Спятив от запредельной концентрации коровьего навоза в своем проклятом мозгу этот порочный глист оскорбляет саму первооснову сути и предназначения, но этому отродью, кажется, все одно. Даже одно осознание произошедшего вызывает у меня желание сходить помыться.

Game plays like Garbage

I heard it had bug fixes and a lot of work done to it but I still find it unplayable.

Wow...! 2023 and the game received an update after many years where it seemed dead! I remember playing this game while I was on vacation and having fun. The mechanics were simples to understand but I finished it as far as I could when I downloaded it as it wasn't finished. With this update, I will give it another go!