
Paddle through pain. Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream. You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt.
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Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.
At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.
I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, German*, French, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Turkish +3 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 65 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 65 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
This is one of those games that you play with a friend and have a frustratingly good time. I didn't refund it because I'm not a jerk and will play it again in the future.
great game with friends for 7.50 why would you get a refund, get a refund on cod or bf6 lol
I thought the game was cool and got it when it released but, knowing that the developers are a bunch of crybaby morons, I can't recommend the game. The solutions to people speed running your game and then refunding it is A: make your game longer B: fix speed running tech C don't whine about it on socials The devs are pathetic and hopefully are no longer support on future titles.
Poorly made garbage I never would even have glanced at if I hadnt seen an article of the dev being a whiny little ♥♥♥♥♥ about Steam refund policies. (https://www.techspot.com/news/113030-indie-developer-steam-refund-policy-cost-well-reviewed.html) Like, bro, instead of throwing a whole tantrum, trying to overthrow a refund policy that works great for everybody, why dont you try making a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game instead? Something worth time investment or replayability, instead of just shooting some dollar store trash out your ass. Also, because of said article, now I know how meticulously you comb through reviews, and how much you care what people think of your lazy trash. So I hope you see this and wet your little crybaby diaper with frustration. Dumbass knuckledragger. Really pathetic.....
Игра шляпа. Решил посмотреть, из-за чего весь сыр-бор. Никаких доказательств, что эти 55 000 человек купили игру, прошли, им понравилось, и они сделали возврат, предоставлено разработчиком не было. В итоге, как я понял, это был лютый звиздёшь про 55 000 возвратов просто тупо ради хайпа. Он спасибо должен говорить всем, кто это г купил у него, а не хейтить Стим за защиту прав потребителей.
Juegazo, me lo pase en menos de dos horas y lo devolvimos xD
★★★★☆ - [u]A good game for 1 buck[/u] I finished the game in 1 hour and 9 minutes. I enjoyed it. 1 hour for a buck. Worth it. [spoiler]No refund/10[/spoiler]
Paddle Paddle Paddle - игра, которая одновременно веселит и испытывает терпение. Она далеко не такая простая, как кажется на первый взгляд: чтобы пройти некоторые участки, придётся не раз начинать заново. Больше всего эмоций игра дарит в кооперативе. Совместное прохождение превращается в постоянные крики, смех и попытки понять, кто же всё-таки виноват в очередной неудаче. Иногда можно даже немного поругаться, но без этого никуда. Отдельный челлендж - управление. После долгой сессии пальцы реально начинают уставать, потому что постоянно приходится нереально быстро спамить по одной и той же кнопке. Порадовало и разнообразие локаций: каждый новый участок отличается своими препятствиями и механиками, поэтому игра не успевает наскучить. Однозначно рекомендую эту игру, особенно если хотите весело провести время с другом и не боитесь хорошего испытания на терпение.
If I cant refund games I wont buy them, its as simple as that turds.
Poorly made garbage I never would even have glanced at if I hadnt seen an article of the dev being a whiny little about Steam refund policies. (https://www.techspot.com/news/113030-indie-developer-steam-refund-policy-cost-well-reviewed.html) Like, bro, instead of throwing a whole tantrum, trying to overthrow a refund policy that works great for everybody, why dont you try making a real game instead? Something worth time investment or replayability, instead of just shooting some dollar store trash out your ass. Also, because of said article, now I know how meticulously you comb through reviews, and how much you care what people think of your lazy trash. So I hope you see this and wet your little crybaby diaper with frustration. Really pathetic.....
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