Use your voice to command your pirate crew before enemy ships sink you!
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What are you looking at, Chief?
Orders, Captain! is a voice-controlled game about yelling at six barely competent crew members while enemy ships close in from every side. As the captain of a tiny cannon ship, your only hope is your microphone: call your crew by name, bark orders to load and fire the cannons, and try to keep your nerves as the sea turns into chaos.
DISCLAIMER: the game MAY feature some "tomfoolery"...
Call your crew members by their names, they are at your service at all times. After all, you are the captain...
Once you’ve called their names, your crew members wait for your next words. Want to make Bob walk the plank and jump to his death with the kraken? or have Smithy punch Joe in the face?, the choice is yours, Captain.
Command your crew carefully to blast incoming ships before they tear your hull apart. Miss your shots or panic at the wrong time, and you’ll be the one sinking.
the game features a singleplayer PVE mode where you try to survive as much as you can and a multiplayer PVP up to 4 player free-for-all battle royale where each player has its own ship and crew to command.
there will be online matchmaking so you can join random lobbies or you can also create private matches and invite your friends, remember: a good captain sinks with his ship!
also there's rum and dynamite and dry biscuits
IMPORTANT: "allow apps to access your microphone" must be turned on in your computer settings for the game to be able to detect your voice, go to settings -> privacy -> microphone and make sure its turned on
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Banger
bill did not do the nae nae but overall still worth 2 bucks
One of my crew clipped through the floor and became invincible. Unfortunately, I didn't bother to catch his name and his nametag disappeared, so I was unable to direct him. My ship became overrun with skeletons that were immune to my punches My dog got really upset because he hates it whenever I am having conversations with anyone other than him Having hostile forces spotted by teammates but also having them refuse to do anything about it brought me back to playing Battlefield 2 Got motion sick after 4 minutes of playing
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Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 27 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Certainly worth what you pay for as a funny little 10-20 minute experience. Drink a bottle of rum then make your crew have a twerk off and make the loser walk the plank.
why has bob fallen through the floor
ik i only have 6 minutes on this but that's because my mic does not work with it, i do see a lot of potential with this game the only thing that they need is a setting where you can change your mic
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