Nothing DOG

[h1]众筹有风险，“投资”需谨慎[/h1] ？？？到底“游戏”是怎么玩的，教程也没有。 除了换背景颜色、换音乐和看致谢表就没了——星星也点不动啊。 不是，咱们这些众筹玩家的米也太好爆了吧，这能忍？搞笑呢。 还有那些测评，我都不知道你们是怎么夸出来的，简直逆天。 我众筹多花钱买的DLC（又名OST）哪去了，库里面的「原声音轨」也检索不到啊……

众筹买的，因为除了切换音乐和各种设置之外并不能进行任何交互（除了打开感谢名单），所以看起来像是单纯的桌宠。 另外，这游戏也太吃显存了吧…默认分辨率下风扇转到飞起，一看GPUZ显存占用直接96%，分辨率切到小一点倒是会好一些。（就算是凄惨红，但我这也是3080ti啊……） 所以说，没事儿小狗是没事儿用我的显卡偷偷挖矿吗（bushi

The description is a little vague so to succinctly reiterate, this is not a game. It is neither a tool nor a toy. Interactivity and reactivity is nil. One chinese reviewer described it as a wallpaper, which fits honestly. Upon first launch you will be asked who to bless and your wish. You cannot change these later nor can you view the wish. You get the one and that's it which was a bit disappointing to me as I assumed "wishes" were actually singular tasks you set which you could focus on while enjoying the atmosphere of the program then you could report back to the dog with your success and be allowed to enter another one. But no, this isn't exactly like whispering into the hollow of a tree. As time progresses in the program, the dog will provide text "guidance." This will be some nonsense. Not mindfulness nonsense, not even machine translated nonsense, just nonsense. You can hotswap languages from the settings and nothing the dog ever said made sense in any language I could understand. Elsewhere, the devs say that these things must be read with your heart. Well, my heart doesn't know why the weather is good and if my mom can turn on the oven either. It's difficult to tell if this was some kind of jaded cash grab shovelware thing. This was crowdfunded but it's something you could whip up in UE in less than a day barring the art and music assets. It actually feels like it took a great deal of restraint not to add anything useful, like, say, a nonintrusive session timer, task based wishes, any kind of animation or alternate art of the dog in the center, better environmental stars that aren't one pixel dust particles rendered invisible by most of the color palettes, a better method of seeing the art you've acquired like a stamp book instead of the fiddly TV you get no direction on how to use, etc. I'm recommending this despite everything I've typed because sometimes it's nice to have something just take over my entire monitor and distract me from the distractions. I do find the little dog art you unlock to be cute and the music is nice. If you have steam overlay activated, you can set a timer using that though it's a bit disruptive when it goes off. There's probably an infinite amount of better "relax" applications out there but here we are. Look at that dog.