Nolgorb's Ordeal

Troll game, not fun. Hard in ways that aren't fun. The menu is navigated through platforming. "Lol," says the dev, "LMFAO XD" but your game sucks as a result bro. Refundo por favor.

i hit my head on the ceiling, hit the escape menu, exited the escape menu. now i'm infinitely falling, uninstalling the game and wiping the date does nothing. if slightly bumping against a ledge or barely clipping off of a corner isn't going to screw you over (which it is). then i guess even the menu will soft lock you. insanely annoying and unforgiving painstaking jump platformer that has "quirky ps1 graphics" and gooner furry bait.

I get this is trying to be another "le rage" game but come on that concept died over a decade ago. Doesn't help that it even applies this to the pause menu.

This game was created by those who despise all life, viewing it merely as a plaything to be tormented for their own sick amusement. 10/10.

I'll be brief and say i like this game because if I try to say anything more about this rage-inducing game I'll get flagged. I give this game my highest recommendation, and a polite &^%$ you to the sadist developers

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Never in my life have I felt such absurd rage over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kangaroo

I'll play it again this winter, it's a fun little game. ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡿⣛⣋⢅⣤⣷⡯⣥⣒⠎⣙⡛⠿⠿⠿⢋⡇⣿⣿ ⢨⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⢡⣴⣾⠏⣴⣯⣍⠻⣿⣮⠻⢷⣌⢻⣧⢰⣶⡟⡅⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣥⣾⣿⠇⣾⢿⣧⣤⣤⣌⡟⢳⠿⠛⠀⣿⠸⢋⣼⣧⣛⣻ ⢈⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⢉⠁⣿⣿⠏⣾⢟⣨⣛⠻⣛⣻⡻⣿⣶⣮⢐⢡⣾⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⡶⢒⠀⠿⡿⢸⡏⠼⢢⡩⣅⠈⢹⣿⢿⡛⢗⢸⢘⣟⣣⣛⣛⣛⣛ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣿⢿⡷⣭⠘⡀⠐⣻⣷⠪⣛⠦⣤⣤⣬⡤⢠⡈⢼⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣦⡛⢷⣾⣿⠡⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣷⣶⠶⣶⣆⢩⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠙⣿⣟⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣷⣿⣿⢣⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⣷⠹⣿⣷⣤⣉⣥⣛⠘⣋⠛⢣⣿⣿⡇⣠⡹⣿⣿⣿

It's a funny little difficult platformer game, worth the price of admission

Please release slam dingo