
It’s a humorous project about a young parent's difficult weekdays. If you feel worried, irritated, you don’t understand what’s going on and what you must do next, so don’t worry. We want to give you exactly these feelings in our game.
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Languages: English, Russian
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Themes across 41 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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As a dude, I bought this game thinking, "How hard could it be? You just feed the baby and put it to sleep, right?" I have never been so wrong in my entire life. Within ten minutes, the house was on fire, the baby was crying at a frequency that could shatter glass, I was trying to change a diaper with one hand while violently throwing a bottle across the kitchen with the other, and I accidentally threw a pacifier into the toilet. This isn't a simulator. This is a high-stress, tactical survival horror game disguised as family planning. I have played Dark Souls, I have played Resident Evil, but nothing prepares you for the absolute terror of a virtual infant turning red because you didn't heat the milk to the exact temperature of a volcanic vent. Pros: I now have an immense, deep-rooted respect for my own mother. Cons: I am choosing to remain single forever. My birth control is this game. 10/10, gained a lot of respect for moms, lost all of my hair from stress.
БАТЯ СИМУЛЯТОР 10/10 угар
Прикольная игра на часик максимум управление конечно жесть но я уверен так сделано было специально пхах. Тут можно швырять ребёнка
I mean I suppose it's quite fun, hasn't been updated in a long time tho.
傻逼游戏傻逼物理引擎你妈死了
this game rocks. this is one of the most stressful games i've ever played and i think i would be a horrible parent :)
gng what tf is ts bro
no. 1/10
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