
You usually play as the hero… but not this time! You're a lowly squire who's on an epic quest to get laid. Here's the catch: you've only got a few months left to find the girl of your dreams before you're shipped off to war. So git gud, get laid, and find man's greatest pleasure in Love Esquire!
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Languages: English*, German, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese*languages with full audio support
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Love Esquire is a hybrid visual novel/RPG. The RPG mechanics are interesting as you control only the support character, though the novelty wears off relatively quickly. The focus is on the JRPG-style fantasy setting, and the main love interests all hit certain tropes to be expected from such a setting, including a haughty princess, exotic foreign princess, milk-maid villager, warrior tomboy, and bookish clergywoman. The game's combat is simplistic, but may be just good enough to keep you occupied between visual novel segments. It can be "solved" relatively easily, as the breakpoints in terms of damage and healing often make the correct combat choice obvious. That said, it's a nice break between dialogues. There are 5 main paths (love interests) with 3 endings each (good, friendship, bad). As stated, there are 5 tropey love interests, but all are well voiced and have enough nuance to make the 5 story paths entertaining to play through to the end. There are some additional point-and-click hidden items to otherwise occupy your time. Once you've completed the game once, there is also a time-skip mechanic to make future playthroughs quicker, though it can be a little buggy at times. The game has explicit content behind a free patch. RECOMMENDED IF: - You enjoy the swords and magic fantasy setting - You enjoy the tropes for love interests associated with such a fantasy setting - You enjoy dialogue and a story that is not entirely about reaching a carnal endgame - You enjoy basic turn based/action bar combat with a sense of progression NOT RECOMMENDED IF: - You find RPG combat to be pointless or grindy filler - You dislike the fantasy setting - You are looking for more of a nukige experience
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