
A world exploration action-puzzler. Claw your way through difficult group based puzzles and obstacle courses with the ultimate goal of defeating Chris Lombardi of Matador Records.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Hi everybody and welcome to my unboxing of the Razers Stealth... Razer Blade Stealth 2019. Yesterday my MacBook Pro 2015 started crashing after I tried to install Mojave on it, and I decided that I was done with Apple and I'm never gonna buy another Apple product again. So today at 10 a.m. I went to Best Buy and picked up this Razer Blade Stealth 2019 I'd heard some good things about it, read some good things about it and just decided to go for it so I actually opened a box already a little bit before I decided to do this unboxing so just pretend that you know if you get yours it's going to be sealed, it should be sealed, um.... if it's not you should probably take it back it's gonna be sealed that tape that you'll have to cut... uh... For gamers by gamers. I'm not a gamer but I have read that what makes it good for gaming also makes it good for music production. So I'm gonna open it up... uh, "welcome to the cult of razer" I don't like that. I don't uh, don't like the sound of that. But we'll see what's up inside here. Uh we have a little black box, opens up nicely. And uh I think this is the power? Yes, so this is the power adapter. Razer logo. Nice, thin, wire, hopefully uh will prove durable. Looks like uh looks like it could be. This is the... plug that goes into them, yeah. So I'm gonna just uh... take these out, This has a nice little cl- rubber clasp that you can uh... clasp your adapter with. Oh it's pretty... fairly long um, and that's not even counting an actual plug which will be plugged into it. I'm gonna plug it in. Looks like they went with the standard US three prong plug, gonna plug that in. Let's see if this reaches. It doesn't really reach that well with my current desk configuration, but I'll make it work somehow. Alright, and... now it looks like the only other thing in the box is the laptop itself which I do like. I like simplicity, I don't like a bunch of pieces of paper and plastic that I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm gonna do with so I have to just keep it in the box. Um, nice foam pads protecting the computer. This is actually a box which hopefully contains the laptop, smaller box within the box. "Thank you for choosing a Razer system the dedication we put into engineering this high-performance system extends into aftercare we have a committed customer support team at your disposal." That's good, one of the reasons I decided not to work with Apple anymore is I took it to the Apple store yesterday. Was actually the second time in about a month I've had to go to the Apple store because I also wanted to my phone battery replaced, and it was just miserable you know, you go in and you have to make an appointment, you can't really set a date or a time you just say put me in whenever you can and then they text you. And you have about ten minutes to get there once they text you, and you have no idea when, could be three hours, two hours, four hours, and if you miss it, you miss it, and this was terrible. I don't want to spend a whole day hanging around in the mall waiting for a text from Apple and then to spend another hour sitting inside the Apple store for my ♥♥♥♥ to get fixed. And that's what I had to do for the second time yesterday, and they didn't fix my laptop, they just took it and told me it would probably be done by the next day. And it is the next day it's about noon and I haven't gotten a call, well it's 11 a.m, but I haven't gotten a call from them. And honestly at this point I don't really care. They're probably either going to have to wipe my laptop, or just tell me that it's broken and that I need to buy a new one, and if they do that I will laugh in their face because I've already got a new laptop from one of their competitors. So here is the actual laptop, and there's a little thing underneath it before we get into the laptop. Looks like a uh... little instruction manual. This is all very nicely packaged, I appreciate the packaging here. Well... here's a few pieces of... I said I didn't like this stuff and I'm gonna uh... stick to that because I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a little felt for cleaning the screen, I think. Uh... this is cool. Um... the screen is a touch screen so it's gonna get a little grimy. So I appreciate that. Sticker: not– not as important, especially because... there's already uh... the green design, on here. Am I gonna put two on this computer? Probably not. Um.. so that's a little waste-wasteful. Uh, another piece of paper with very small text on it. Uh... "Join us on Razer insider at insider.razerzone.com" ...Probably not. Uh... and then yes, here is a manual, again nicely presented, um... just describing how your computer works. This is the only really meaningful piece of paper that you need, the rest of this is just kind of crap. But, now we have the computer itself. And it is just packaged in a light shrink wrap which looks like it'll be easy to remove. Just pull on this, opens like a briefcase, and you can slide the computer out. Actually I kind of wanted the silver model because it doesn't have the green sticky. Um, this is a little gamery. Uh, it's on the gamery side, and I wasn't so sure about it. But. you know, I'm probably gonna get a protective case for it anyways, so it really doesn't matter. Is this is still filming? Yes, we're still filming. And... so it opens on this side. Protective sheet. The power button is right in the center here. I don't know if uh... I guess I should look at the instructions. But it does power on right away. I might've made a mistake in doing that though. Maybe on the well I'll plug it in. And it plugs... right here. And right now it's still just powering on. Turns out most of this is in foreign languages so the actual English section of this is pretty– pretty minimal. For the first time use please fully charge your Razer Blade Stealth our connect it to a power outlet before turning it on. Oops. I think I'm going to go ahead and shut it off, let's see if just holding this button will do that. It– it won't... So, ♥♥♥♥ it, I'm just gonna let it turn on. It's gonna say "starting services." And, now it says "getting ready." This doesn't even say... I was told this has a Thunderbolt 3 port which I will need to connect my Apollo Twin UAD Universal audio interface with it. Although I'll also need an adapter for that, wasn't the biggest fan of that, but anything to get away from Apple. And... this isn't even gonna tell me if it does have that. Uh... th– the dude at Best Buy thought that it had a Thunderbolt 3 port but he also pointed to the power... uh... port when he said that, so I'm not sure that he's the best judge of that. And, um... you know what, if it doesn't then I might just switch off of the UAD Apollo Twin interface and choose something more windows friendly. Because honestly, this is a little off topic, but the Apollo Twin... Can you see it? Yeah, you can't see it.
This game made me wake up and have a boner and drag a comb across my boner
easyily one of the most video games
incredible. andrew katz please ♥♥♥♥ my wife
Took me 40 minutes to beat this game. Lombardi was so unbelievably sexy that I was too flustered to even get past the point where he was sitting there with his giant pillars. The second I saw him looking at me in Matador HQ I knew that I would struggle to beat this game. Instead of trying to progress through the game I was sitting there just staring and fantasizing what it would be like if he was real. After edging myself to the ideas that I had about said bard, I finally was able to move on to the chair puzzle. Once I saw him sitting in the room staring at me coming towards me I couldn't resist, I jumped out of my chair towards my monitor and broke it, but since it was Lombardi's fault, I wasn't mad. After the bard got out of his place and started running at me I had no choice but to climax. That sexy ratty bastard chasing me through Matador is all that I have dreamed about since playing this game, I can't even think straight anymore, all my thoughts are haunted by this bard. That being said, I recommend this game to any fans of the romance-action genre, it is a masterpiece.
an opinion piece "1 trait danger is the reason i was bullied"
nothing works and its incredible
this is the slayest and gayest little game i have played in my whole 16 years of life, I simply can't imagine how the next game is going to be. (gay dogs) (best 5 dollars ever) (how do you beat the maze its impossible i swear)
Lombardi's World is literally one of the games of all time.
Best Car Seat Headrest game ever.
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