Light Head Hentai Edition

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this game. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one game. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this game NSFW.

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] Light Head Hentai Edition is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store packs, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers.[/quote] Two notable criteria for what makes an asset flip instead of legitimate use of stock assets are whether those assets comprise the majority of the game, and whether the "developer" properly credited the people who created most of the assets in the game. This game fails both of those tests. The "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, as well as cash grab shovelware. In this case, the asset flipper took a basic Sirenhead asset (one of those SCP type mild horror things, a giant slenderman but with traffic lights/sirents instead of a head, whatever), a basic Unity 3D forest environment, a picture of an anime girl stolen off the internet and a couple of other assets and made a very simple scavenger hunt with jumpscares. Typical zero effort Russian asset flip shovelware. It has no value or merit as a real game. Guilty Pleasure Games have a known history of trying to scam people into paying them money for someone else's work, through this account or through closely linked/alt accounts. One example of Guilty Pleasure Games doing this is [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1530890]Car Constructor[/url], which is really the "[url=https://keereedev.wordpress.com/keeree-car-constructor/]Keeree Car Constructor[/url]" asset, written by the actual developers, Keeree. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 4 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. This kind of asset flipping isn't harmless. It makes it harder for gamers to find genuinely made games from ethical developers. It makes it harder for genuine indie developers, who put hard work into trying to make real games, to find an audience for their products. It gives indie developers a bad name. So, should you buy this asset flip? Is this better than any of the 100,000+ genuinely made games on Steam? Of course not! Light Head Hentai Edition is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend. Remember that if you buy a game from an unethical developer, you're putting your money at risk. [b]Note:[/b] Due to the very poor quality of the game, all the comedians came out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere/mocking the game, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

This left me sexually frustrated

the hentai is not very lewd and siren head did not have any titties 4/10

thank you, this was terrible

hentai

In the beninging i want say that siren head is more flat than a plank and that i don't like. I think the game has potential as a horror game if they gave siren head titties. Overall i give this game 1/69

Страшная? -Нет! Душная? - Очень даже! После каждой собранной тянки - спам Light Head(а) очень сильный. Даже понять нельзя где, что, как и почему происходит. Зажатия шифта и спам пробела - это единственное, что помогает победить! (Ну или хотяб быть рядом с победой). 1 карта и 3 времени суток. Спаун картинок один и тот же. Стоит ли поиграть и покупать? - Скорее нет, чем да. Для игры на 9 мину - 41 руб. (в моем случае 21 руб. - по скидке) - этого не стоит. Просто симулятор нажатия шифта и пробела и сбора картинок. Купил, чтоб поддержать разработчика и надеюсь, что в будущем будут более интересные проекты, которые будут стоить каждой своей копейки. Для полноты ясности о игре - я записал полное прохождение и осмотр всей игры - https://youtu.be/MEOYVm964lU Если не хотите рисковать финансами и временем, то я это уже сделал за Вас и для Вас ^_^

Когда я еще покупал игру, она была смесью Слендермена и Сиреноголового Но сейчас игра приобразилась, и стала более не страшной))) Теперь вместо Сиренеголовго, какой то светофор длинорукий, окружен тянками и лесом Общая оценка 6/10

neat