LEAPO FAITH

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Leapo Faith… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you pulled me into your world and struck fear into my enemies. Your silky smooth mechanics, your breathtaking level design, and that gorgeous gameplay loop. I would do anything to experience you for the first time again. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch your servers go offline. You had a rough development, but you never gave up hope. You’re more than just a game — you’re a masterpiece, a legend. Sometimes I even call you “Game of the Year.” I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day when support ends and no more updates come. I would sacrifice my own life if it meant preserving your beautiful code. You’ve given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your servers went down for maintenance and it felt like my heart shattered into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I saw the patch notes, because deep down, my glorious game deserved those balance changes. I just wanted you to stay perfect. Then allas, you did, my sweet digital darling, with the 2.0 update, and I rejoiced. The 2015 server crash was a hard time for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history. You patched that game-breaking exploit and brought honor back to the leaderboards. I was crying, bawling even, when I heard those glorious patch notes, "PLAYERS, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the genre and the gaming world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the GOAT, my GOAT. I love you, pookie bear — my glorious game, Leapo Faith. this game is MASSIVE, yea no MASSIVE