Kitten Rampage

Guine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goy slop 0/10 – Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and not the fun kind I just finished playing Kitten Rampage and I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIVID. This game is a personal attack on my existence. I boot it up, ready to rampage, and what do I get? A stupid little cat running around causing chaos. Fine. Whatever. But where the ♥♥♥♥ is the option to be Jewish?! I checked the character creator. I checked the settings. I checked the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pause menu like a maniac. No kippah. No menorah power-up. No “Oy vey, that was a big explosion” voice line. No ability to guilt-trip the enemy into surrendering. Nothing. Zero Jewish features. Not even a single bagel collectible. What the hell kind of half-assed, goyische game design is this? You’re telling me I can unlock laser eyes and rocket paws but I can’t play as a proud Jewish kitten who yells “Mazel tov, ♥♥♥♥♥” while detonating a synagogue-shaped bomb? Disgraceful. I demand a patch. I demand reparations. I demand the ability to be Jewish in this game RIGHT NOW or so help me I will leave the most venomous Steam review in history (this is already it). This game is a crime. A sexual crime and a cultural crime. Fix the Jewish representation. And for the love of God, give me an option to make out with the cat. Until then, Kitten Rampage can go ♥♥♥♥ itself.

Steam refuses to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a game off of my profile and give me a refund

I played this because I needed $1 for a Digimon game.

This game does not run properly for me anyways on my computer. I thought it would be cute but it started up very blurry, and no matter what I tried it would not run on my computer.

just yes

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