Jeffrey Eggstein

This is what the United States of A-meringu-ca Donald Jay Duck is hiding from us...... We need the Egg list dropped now!!!!!

rather good game never stop talking about those horrible horrible people also this game made me want to rip my hair out and no its not just one big joke game

Great game, good gameplay and sound design, and it runs well. You don't have to take it seriously, and there's a lot more to it than just "Jeffrey Epstein joke".

Jeffrey Eggstein was a wealthy fineggcier whose public life, before his arrest and subsequent death, was characterized by high-level neggworking, philanthropy, and support for scientific research. When people or historical summaries look at his public activities, they generally point to these specific areas: Scientific Phileggthropy: He funded numerous prominent scientists, researchers, and institutions, donating millions of dollars to fields like physics, eggelutionary biology, and cognitive science. Eggucational Funding: He established the Program for Eggulutionary Dynamics at Harvbird University with a significant financial donation to support mathematical biology. High-Level Neggworking: He was skilled at bringing together influential world leaders, eggademics, billionaires, and celebrities, creating prominent circles for intelleggctual and business discussion. Fineggcial Acumen: He successfully managed liquid assets for ultra-wealthy clients, most notably retail magnate Leslie Weggner, which formed the foundation of his immense wealth.

This game is pure slop the twitter bots will be all over this

All the negative reviews are from people with skill issues, this game is a good game, and genuinely crafted with a kind of care, with unique gameplay and real commentary and messages.

I bought this game expecting maybe 5 or 10 minutes of funny haha laughs but it was actually a funny and scary ass game. masterpiece

Very fun gameplay loop but it can be pretty difficult. I wasn't sure I was going to like it initially but I really enjoyed it especially as I played more of it. The main focus is sorting eggs within a timely manner while managing many other gameplay mechanics that are introduced as you keep playing. Each major section has interesting gameplay mechanics that are unique to the section that are very fun to overcome. There is also a leaderboard system so you can compare how well you did to others who are playing the game. If I had to compare it to any game it would be along the lines of fnaf where you are managing many different mechanics to keep yourself going to the end goal. If your a fan of that you'll enjoy this. Regarding the story segments I liked those as well. I don't want to spoil things for people who'll give the game a chance but this isn't making fun of things in any way and the only bright segments are the gameplay. Overall I really enjoyed playing through this and I hope you all do too. These devs have been very creative with this game and their previous ones and I'm glad this has been just as fun. I never really post reviews but I should also mention I helped playtest this game and iron out many of the bugs. Which means that you should enjoy the game even more than I did cause you won't see any of the bugs or unfair things I had to. lastly there is a quick restart button and its to hold spacebar.

Honestly, one of the worst games I have played let alone horror. To start the gameplay on its own was a messy jumble of way to many things. To start with the core, it really a smooth physics engine nor way of moving. However, it was enjoyable for a good while. However, deeper levels introduce more things going on which led to more RNG variation, the primary issue with this is it created this feeling of a lot happening without a lot of feeling. It was like cooking pasta while there was a circus and Freddie mercury preforming at the same time. Yeah it sure is a lot of noise? The actual story was also an absolutely incoherent mess, as at one point you're playing as Eggstein then it later cuts to you being a child abused by him? I mean I get to a degree this shouldn't be taken seriously, but there were scenes that I felt were meant to be deep and actually make you feel disgust from the real life figure. As having you play as a victim was absolutely meant to be taken seriously, but due to the context it felt incredibly disrespectful to any actual victims of any child abuse. Overall, I would never recommend this to anybody at all. This game simply wasn't worth the time.

I've honestly been waiting for this game to come out since I first ever saw it on my steam calendar and knew this would be a contender for game of the year. This game had me working harder than my actual job and it makes me realize games are way better than life. I want everyone to enjoy this game the way I did and have fun. ARGUABLY GAME OF THE YEAR.