How to Train Your Cock

空力鸡瓦，开庭时带上你的鸡 拳立鸡是个败笔，x2，x5，x10，x100的期望收益都是负的，本来应该是增加操作量增加收益的玩法，结果变成了我点了100次x100，结果收益为0，关键作者也不敢设置正收益，不然一直x2，资金翻倍，很快就通关了，所以真是个败笔 6/10

MUITO FODA!

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Fun little idler with a joke-like aspect to it. Gameplay is thin but its supposed to be thin. I find it cute, charming and definitely worth its value.

This is big.

Surprising lack of Wieners. On a serious note it's aight but there really ain't much to it, way better idle games out there, cheaper even. But i recommend it for the joke of a name ahaha.

10/10 — > my ♥♥♥♥ is currently 1 cm. He’s small, determined, and clearly has a lot of growing to do. I genuinely invested in making my ♥♥♥♥ bigger and sharing it with the world. One day my ♥♥♥♥ will be massive. Until then, we grind baby.