Hire Me!

Simple text-based game using a a language-learning model AI to generate immersive dialogue. Pretty cool experiment, could use some refinement as others have said, and I wish there were more freeform inputs from the player and less strongly agree/disagree questions to keep it interesting. Summaries at the end are a little long, hope those can be shortened in the future. For 2 bucks it's worth it for the novelty and mild chuckles. Other: I got the interviewer to call me Daddy, 9/10. He's such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I need to find a way to break him. Carnagecarl - Sassy Supervisor

That was a very nice indie experience, well worth the money. It’s basically an absurd take on a job interview / personality test, with some quippy oneliners. Managed to get the achievement for upsetting the interviewer already on my second playthrough, next up: animal abuse. 😁 Skip Strategic Dynamo

I successfully got my first job as a Free Pizza Eater. Simple and fun idea, a bit like doing a multiple-choice personality test in a magazine, but more sarcastic. Despite how open-ended it is, it's not hugely replayable, but a laugh if you've got some friends around and they don't mind reading. Darzzr, "Pepperoni Pundit"

I just wanted to be cannon fodder, but the interviewer went on a huge long rant that lasted over 17 minutes describing me as a Rebel Runt so this is my new favorite game. Also, I guess I got an achievement for designing a spaceship? I have no idea what that means or how I got it. What just happened to me in 28 minutes?

got my job as a horny frat boy even after i told the interviewer i wanted to take a vacation in his butt and threatened to kill his mom. great - bradbrad (risque rambler)

I have only done one play-through so far but this game is ridiculously funny. It's interesting and enjoyable. I haven't done anything too wacky yet but I definitely plan to. What I got in my first play-through: Mallory - Shutterbug Dreamer

It is quite amazing to see a synergy between scripting and Artificial Intelligence (LLMs) to create realistic dialogues in games, where the character you are interacting with not only uses humor, (the result of scripting,) but also appears to have extensive knowledge of the real world (the result of using A.I.) Considering that the technology is still in its infancy, the results in this little game are surprisingly good. It takes almost an hour to complete an interview for one job position. If you are not given the job, you can repeat it and try giving different answers hoping to land the job. Of course, you can play the game again for a different job position.

Going in I didn't know what to expect, but thanks to stellar writing, colorful art direction and Hire Me!'s unique concept, I found myself laughing a lot and enjoying my interactions with the Alljobs Agency. For me the absolute highlight of the game is the freedom and creativity you have when interacting with the agency. Responses never fail to be relevant, and if you can appreciate irony and sarcasm like me, you're going to have a good time!

Wasn’t sure what to expect from this game, but it surprised me! Gameplay was simple click and type. The interviewer was a great character. The responses to my answers made me laugh out loud. And the end had me sitting here saying, “Hey, it gets me!” At some points and “Well damn, I feel attached.” At others. Loved me time so far with the game and plan on trying other careers and avenues, especially since this game left me virtually unemployed at the moment. 😂😂. Mako - Snarky Scientist

This game was a fun journey, blending humor with unexpected depth. I discovered new things of myself while navigating its delightful chaos. The experience was both entertaining and enlightening. If you’re looking for a reason to giggle while trying to explore more about yourself, this game might be worth spending some bucks if you're interested! -Kithu the Sound Surgeon