Hire Me!

What a neat little game—it's funny how you can put literally anything you want into this, from the most generic to the most inflammatory, and the interviewer, Stan, no doubt powered by a language-learning AI model, will respond in a rather amusing way. Just try it—you can put literally ANYTHING as your desired job, and when the game asks you to type a response, you can put literally ANYTHING, and the model will cook up a pretty funny response—it will even get some pretty obscure references at times! The only critiques I can give is that the summaries at the end go on for way, way too long—I alt-F4'd at one point just because of this, and that at least a couple times or so, I've noticed the game glitch out in that it throws up blanks instead of a personality type. So it'd say something like "(blank)s are..." instead of "Executioner Extraordinaire," say, which was my most recent personality type. If the too long summaries were trimmed down quite a bit, that'd be nice. I would say the replay value is pretty decent, too—I can definitely see myself coming back to this game every so often just to see how it'd respond to the stupid, silly things I can come up with. Of course, if you're one of those "AI slop = bad" types, then this isn't the game for you. But if you're not so much of a stick in the mud, give it a shot. It just might surprise you.

Kooky Caniner Those were the words I got X3 It doesn't make sense for you reading this, nor would it have made sense for me. I legit thought, especially given the low price point, that this was gonna be 15-20 minutes of "A whacky job interview gone a bit wild", but instead it turned into a deep conversation, and a bit fo a learning experience for me personally. This game had a lot more depth than I initially thought, and I HIGHLY recommend that you try this game out for yourself. It's simple yet very intriguing, and very much worth the pricetag.

This is a genuinely thorough game that really makes you think about who you are and how you'd interact with whatever job you decide on. With a very sarcastic interviewer that is meant to push you and make you really think about your decisions, who in the end really praises you for your best qualities. This game is a great experience for knowing if your personality and skills are meant for the job of your choosing. DankTempsey (Or Chocolate Dinosaur if the name has legal issues) Creative Chaos

BOSSY BULLDOZER Adam here, and man, this was a lot of fun. I'm happy to be your new recruiter, and frankly, I'll let you talk yourself to death. 10/10 let me interview the interviewer, great use of $2.50

it was fun, Isabella the snarky servant

The job interviewer is potentially the worst man I've ever met. The interviews are (realistically) painfully long. And the questions are completely absurd. 10/10. Would break my computer monitor again. Jokes aside, super fun little game. Definitely pretty experimental. It seems to employ the use of AI text generators for it's dialogue, which doesn't always work out but is entertaining nonetheless. Particular parts of the dialogue need refinement. A lot of the responses start the same ("Oh so you INSULT HERE", being very common). The AI also has difficulty understanding some responses if they are too long, and will sometimes say some out of pocket stuff, such as when it called me a drug enthusiast for my response to a question about conspiracy theories. Overall, fun experiment, cheap, affordable, 7/10.

“Hire Me!” is a delightful gem that offers a unique and entertaining experience. Set in the quirky AllJobs Agency, the game allows you to choose or invent any job and face a hilariously relentless interview process. The charming pixel art adds to its appeal, and its concise 30-minute gameplay makes it perfect for a quick, enjoyable session.

It's under a dollar, and an enjoyable little diversion. If you've undergone a Myers-Briggs or similar personality test previously, you'll know what to expect. The interviewer is entertainingly smarmy, although sometimes the underlying AI will jump to a wild assumption on occasion (just like a real recruiter!) - Jeroen Wing Data Detective

I hate the interviewer, but at least he promised to include me in their next game if I told about my new position as a Chaos Creator. First game I've experienced where AI is actually included in a positive way, although the interviewer thought I was planning on killing a kitty which I in fact was not. [spoiler]I just wanted to professionally murder p*ssy.[/spoiler]

A fun little game, answering questions about yourself and giving agree or disagree answers to statements. It figured out my personality type and gave me information about that personality. This game is basically a personality quiz and its a fun process, would recommend to people wanting to learn more about their personality. -Brandon (Introverted Innovator)