Hippo eating banana

I love it, the main menu, so fluid - the music just entices me into playing! Even the end game music, so sad yet so encouraging, it fills me with the ambition to play again. When i'm playing as the hippo and eating all the bananas it takes me back to my younger days where I would go on walks to the nearby lake and feed some banana's to the towns tame hippo, ohh those were the days. This game brings it all back for me, and that's why I'm giving it a 1/10 as it was utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it made my balls shrivel up real bad that I now have HIV in my arms. This game ticks all the boxes for me, a FPS, an RPG, an MMO, a creative building game - similar to Minecraft or Terraria, in my opinion, the multiplayer matchmaking requires some improvement as it kept matching me with mere peasants, whereas it could've been pairing me alongside other Gods such as myself, Neptune the God of Sperm. So overall, the game presents a new experience to the world of VR, but it is lacking in addressing the modern issues on gender inequality, it should provide you with the option to free the bananas from being eaten as everyone deserves equal opportunities, this is shown in the quote where Orwell says, "Four legs good, two legs better", the use of repetition from the sheep shows us the Napoleon has clearly manipulated the lower classes on Animal Farm.

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Truly a modern classic worthy of deep literary analysis. The hippo, constantly being forced to accumulate bananas despite the fact that hippos don't eat bananas in the wild, is an intelligent, well-thought-out allegory reflecting the state of our modern capitalist society, in which we humans constantly pursue excessive wealth despite such an imperative being wholly unnatural to us. Only moving left and right in his neverending quest for bananas, the hippo fails to see more than one dimension, just like we fail to see the fact that there's more to our lives than getting richer with our minds enslaved by the mere concept of money. Perhaps decades from now, in a more enlightened world, we'll be able to recognize the genius of this game for what it truly is. Until then, however, it remains a super-secret hidden gem that only the worthy can play due to its removal from the Steam Store 10/10 - you don't know how good it feels to own this game

太好玩了这个游戏，如果不是为了评测我怎么可能不会下载呢？ 喜加一NB。

哈哈哈真好玩，这款19年的游戏成功的带给我90年代的游戏体验，不愧是19年的大作

一个休闲游戏不好玩 而且其他的锁了的功能都不知道是什么，怎么用 也没耐心玩下去 BUG也多 而且下面这个东东也不想河马 最主要的是还卖160 如果不是喜加一不然我还不知道有这种游戏的存在 ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥！！！！！

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