Hermes' Runner

[h1] AITA for pouring milk on my opponent's controller during a set? [/h1] ok so hear me out. i was playing this bo5 at my local, my falco was absolutely cracked this set. like, i was hitting every single shine grab, my movement was so crispy i could’ve been a bag of lays, and my opponent (this puff player, let’s call him "jigglyjohn" bc he smelled like microwaved tuna) was ledge camping like his life depended on it. i’m talking constant planking, almost hitting the ledge grab limit, just being a total degenerate. i was up 2-1 in the set, but game 4 was taking forever bc this dude refused to approach. like, bro, it’s melee, not a staring contest. anyway, i’m popping off, my falco is doing things that should be illegal, and i’m starting to get hungry. so, naturally, i pull out a carton of milk from my pocket (idk why i had it, but i did) and take a swig mid-match. jigglyjohn is still planking, and i’m getting impatient. so i’m like, “yo, if you don’t get off that ledge, i’m gonna do something crazy.” he just laughs and says, “what, you gonna dair me again?” and i’m like, “nah, something worse.” so i stand up and pour the rest of the milk on his controller. like, full-on drenched it. the buttons were squishing, the stick was squeaking, and he just freezes like i just kicked his dog or something. the TO runs over and is like, “what the hell, dude?” and i’m like, “bro, he was ledge camping, this is self-defense.” jigglyjohn starts yelling about how i ruined his controller, but honestly, it was worth it. my falco was too sick to be disrespected like that. the TO DQ’s me, but i don’t even care bc i was about to win anyway. jigglyjohn is still mad, saying i owe him a new controller, but i told him to take it up with the milk carton. AITA for standing up for myself and my falco’s honor? hermes runner is also pretty cool its got da shmovement [strike] i think ai music could send this game above and beyond tho :^) [/strike]

Fun, quick game. Graphics are fun and movement is good. Feels kind of like the old THPS games on GC. I like being able to spray paint the town and frustrate Zeus. I was surprised to see controller support and even more surprised to see ultra wide support for a game like this. If you are looking for just a fun quick game to pick up, I would definitely recommend it.

neat little game! love the calls from hermes and the movement is fun. he should give me some water skis

Hermes Runner is a 3D movement-based open level parkour punk game. Freerun using Hermes’ boots, deface billboards, and make deliveries in a reimagined 2000s Greek city where the Gods are real, and they own everything.

I am the hermes' runner

ITS THE BEST IF YOU LOVE GREEK MYTHOLIGY