So you think you're good at pong?? WELL THINK AGAIN, NERD!! This ain't pong! This is legally-distinct pong with boobs jiggling in your face! It's porng! Still think you've got what it takes? Try playing on the hardest difficulty, maximum points, and the fastest ball selected all while trying to score when sultry women moan and talk dirty in your ears and then we'll talk. Think you've got what it takes to last long enough?
[b]TL;DR[/b]
GreatherGames continues to put out some really good quality arcade-style games that add a nice lewd twist to classic games! Overall, I'd say if you're looking for a good way to pass the time and maybe get a bit of naughty fun out of it, this is a real good one to pick up!
+ Neat character descriptions to give you an idea of what to expect from each girls' dirty talk
+ Music is a real bop
+ Supports local co-op ;)
+ Voice acted to funnel that lewdness directly into your ears
+ Dev is receptive to feedback and making changes
+ Game difficulty is customizable, is as easy or difficult as you want it to be
- No real sense of end-game
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[h1]--- Overview ---[/h1]
Play legally-distinct non-trademarked pong-style gameplay against five unique girls auditioning to becoming p*rn stars, each with their own character, dirty talk, and personalities in this lewd romp of an arcade game! The more you win, the more girls you unlock until you've unlocked all five girls!
[h1]--- The LEWDS ---[/h1]
I consider this game's lewds to be akin to an appetizer. That's not a bad thing, some of the best food on the planet are appetizers. But if you want to pass the time and feel a bit naughty in the meantime, it's a really great game to go to.
As you play the game, you collect clapper cards that contain a prompt for the girl to do. Whether that be moaning in your ear, saying dirty talk related to their specific kinks, or strip off a random piece of clothing, it really makes concentrating on the game that much more of a challenge. What I find especially awesome is that the stripping off of random clothing means you can get some really nice combinations of top on + bottoms off or bottoms off + top off.
Each of the five currently-available girls have specific kinks that they pander to, whether you're looking for a lewd girl to call you daddy, a domineering mommy, or just plenty of lewd JOI-style comments telling you what to do~.
Sarah best girl, this is not up for debate, she's even the title girl. Game knows she best.
[h1]--- Gameplay Overview ---[/h1]
When selecting your difficulty, you're given three options to choose from, the opponent's AI difficulty, the score you're trying to reach, and how fast the ball goes. In my opinion, the best way to experience the game is with all of these options at their highest level possible! The other options aren't bad by any means, but I really enjoyed the challenge. Even with these options, you can still clear all 5 girls in under an hour.
Something worth noting is that when you score a point, the game doesn't pause, it just continues again immediately. This can (and likely will) cause you to unfairly lose quite a few points as the ball immediately goes through your goal or you just can't react in time for it. On the other hand, the same thing can happen to your opponent as well. It would have been much more intuitive to click to start the round again.
You can also play with local co-op if you've got someone irl to play with you, allowing for mouse controls for one person and keyboard controls for another! I did mess around with this a tiny bit by myself and it seemed to work pretty well, though I can't say I'm brave enough to ask someone irl to help with more thorough testing.
As it is, your Reputation is entirely based on how many points you score. Whether that means you set up a fake 2-person game to ensure you unlock the girls as fast as possible (but sacrifice the lewd content for whatever reason) or decide to have some *real* fun by playing Hard -> 7 points -> Fast for the ultimate experience, the actual difficulty of the game is entirely yours to decide.
[h1]--- Issues / Bugs ---[/h1]
· Can't hit ESC to pause the game while playing, have to click the top right icon (meaning, basically don't try to pause unless you just want to go back to the menu)
[h1]--- Final Thoughts ---[/h1]
A very fun, albeit short, lewd arcade game (roughly under an hour of game time)! I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen a game like it before on Steam but it's a welcome addition! The developer is also very receptive to feedback and does his best to accommodate any changes they feel is worth it, which automatically puts this game above most of the cash-grab uncaring devs you've got in this genre of Steam games. It's definitely worth a grab for some raunchy arcade-y pong-like fun!
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