
Why am I serving coffee to them? Strange customers keep talking to me, and I just listen. What even is this café to me?"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a bizarre café.
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"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a strange café.

◆ Story
Why am I serving coffee to them here?
What even is this café to me?
Weird customers keep saying things to me, and I just listen.
But… for what purpose?
Actually, where is this place? I don’t understand anything.
I keep working, hoping that someday I’ll get out of here—go somewhere else.

◆ Game Features
A walking simulator where various events happen as you move around.
Examine objects to progress the story.
No quest markers or time limits—enjoy the game at your own pace.
But they won’t stop talking to you.
Playtime: 30–60 minutes
◆ Streaming Guidelines
Streaming is allowed without permission for both individuals and organizations.
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Japanese
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 37 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Be sure to play this when you are 33 years old.
Ending up as a Barista in a Starbucks in hell. Did you ever played a Game with a Plot like this? No? Me either. Welcome to HELLLLLCAFEEEEE! Well, HELLLLLCAFEEEEE is a Walking Simulator taking place in a kind of personal hell. You start the Story and visit places connected to Memories. And that all when you serve customers Coffee. HELLLLLCAFEEEEE has Elements of Horror and Humors inside. Follow the Story to the very End, or not? You will see. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3761073582 To be honest i never heard of LuuuLuuul Games before. I think everything has a first Time and when i got this Game i was a little bit skeptical. Never saw this Kind of Arthouse Style before. In the Beginning i thought "What am i playing here?"? But the more i play the more i was fascinated. And then there was this Sentence:"You're 33, and you haven't achieved anything." 20 Years ago when i was 33 i was exactly thinking that. And i have come a Long way since then. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3761073863 HELLLLLCAFEEEEE feels more like a feverdream then a Game. Feels like personal experiences taking place in it. Made me thinking about myself. It´s a short but intense Game. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3761074148 A big thanks to LuuuLuuuL for inviting me to this Hell Trip. I will definetly play more Games from this Dev. If you are looking for a Special and interesting Experience then this is for you. Thank you for reading. [h1][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/26335619-Adult-World-Gamers/] You like this Review? You want more? Visit and follow our AWG Curator! You`re always welcome. We do not bite. Wyvern Word of honour! [/url]
Hell is real and it's working in the service industry
Ух...Большие фурри сиськи....
Almost cried with a specific part It’s really good for the price I’d recommend Can’t say anything else
I came across the game by accident. Lately I've been drawn to arthouse, to games that go beyond the usual. First — complete chaos: roof, fall, heaven or hell? Then a cafe, coffee, computer. Everything looks like a personal confession of the author through the game. The moment where the fish "judges" you was especially striking: "You're 33, and you haven't achieved anything." I'm 32 — is it a coincidence? This is not classic gameplay. It's more like a theater of memories: labyrinths, buttons, strange figures, food, stories of cafe customers. Each tells a fragment of life — how they lived and how they died. Coffee acts as a symbol of transition between scenes, and the cafe itself is like purgatory. There are several endings: the usual cyclical one (Groundhog Day) and the one where you collect all the idols of the bulls and get into the light — "the road to heaven." Pros: ✔Arthouse atmosphere and psychedelic images. ✔Interesting metaphors (coffee, bull, purgatory). ✔The soundtrack conveys pressure and anxiety well, and then peace. ✔Several endings (with and without idols). ✔The price is adequate, especially on sale. Cons: ➖Very short (less than an hour). ➖It's not exactly a "game" - more like interactive theater. ➖The plot is presented in fragments, without completion. ➖The arthouse style will not "fit" everyone. ➖There is almost no gameplay as such (walking, buttons, searching). Conclusion: HELLLLLLCAFEEEEE is more of an experience than a game. It asks more questions than it answers. There is pain, guilt, strange dreams, and the author's attempts to convey something personal. For me, it is arthouse with elements of psychedelia, interesting, but unfinished. Should I play it or not? If you are interested in diving into the atmosphere of strange thoughts and fragmented stories - yes. If you are looking for classic gameplay or plot - no. Rating: 6/10 (for courage and mood, but not for depth). 🎮Fan facts: . The name directly hints: "Hell Café" - that is, a cafe in hell/purgatory. . Bull idols open an additional ending. . The author has made other similar games in the arthouse format - if you liked it, you can take a look.
A short supernatural story about mistakes and time. This game has a lot of what you expect from LuuLuuL's games: first-person, story-focused, some horror, some comedy, some cute furries. However, the story in this game felt a bit more somber and a little heartfelt than some of their other games, which is very interesting. For the price, you can't go wrong.
i dont care about the story, the booba is well enough for me
太久没玩这个作者的系列,bro的运镜水平还是一如既往的狗屎啊。超广视角+超快运镜+屏幕拉伸,真是苍蝇复眼模拟器,就怕你不晕。 本作也是美美进化出了无特征物,拿脸探路的究极近视眼迷宫了,能玩下来没有干呕的都是有着超级平衡感的超人,献上敬意。 剧情平平无奇,依旧回忆流水账,几乎没有奇幻色彩了。所有亮点,就是封面的furry了,把人骗进来鲨。像是看上漂亮妹妹被约去集会,结果进门发现某种绝症病友交流互助会,听着鸡同鸭讲的互相诉苦,很破灭,很无奈。我也不知道我在期待什么,这个故事展开太平庸了。
It's fine.
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