Hard as Hell

[h1]Вуличні безпорядки[/h1] [b]Напівукраїнська гра[/b] Гра розроблена українцем L4S Games на пару з австралійцем KAPPIRE. Сама по собі гра є звичайним шутером під присипкою невеличкого сюжету, як у Корейському місті почалися безпорядки й головний герой разом з іншими уцілілими намагаються виживати в своєму невеличкому магазинчику від орди злочинців, які руйнують місто, і їм охоче треба розтрощити ваш магазинчик. [h1]Ігролад[/h1] [b]Час озброїтися демократією[/b] Події гри розгортаються в Кореї, органи правопорядка не можуть взяти ситуацію під контроль, оскільки все загалом вийшло з під контролю, а тому добропорядні громадяни, які застрягли в облозі міста, беруть правосуддя в свої руки й намагаються виживати стільки, скільки можливо до прибуття нацгвардії. [b]Рутинні будні дні[/b] На протязі кожного дня, будуть повторюватися цикли, але й ставатимуть вони більш складними. На перший день виживаєте самі, а в ночі відправлятиметесь рятувати НІПа, який у день буде допомагати вам відбиватися від орди ворогів. Звичайно, щоб не давати вам розслабитися, потрібно буде підійматися на дах та давати копняка тим хто дрихне, а все тому, що по ночам герої чатують, щоб злочинці не підійшли до магазину. У цілому в грі 5 героїв, яких треба врятувати, а тривалість гри десь 10 днів та ночей. [b]НІПи[/b] У грі є два НІПа, які надають вам перевагу, один потребує від вас грошей в обмін на зброю, а другий зібрати 5 бандан і отримаєте щось дуже круте. На початку перші два НІПа, внушають, що кожну ніч нам треба буде рятувати нових персонажів, а вони винагороджуватимуть вас чимось. Але це не так, як мінімум один п’янчуга нічого особо не дає, а два інші просто додаткова бойова сила. Та на цьому на жаль усе... [h1]Підсумки: 5/10 — постріляли та й годі[/h1] [code] [h1]Переваги[/h1] [*]Приємний арт-дизайн [*]Приємно грається [h1]Недоліки[/h1] [*]Одноманітність [*]Нема української мови від українського розробника [*]Гра на один вечір [/code] [i]Ігролад у цілому одноманітний, принаймні вчасно закінчується, коли ось-ось уже почнеш проявляти перше позіхання. А так, за 1 долар, це досить не погана гра, на один вечір. Підтягнути б трохи механіку стрільби й було б, можливо, цікаво перепройти гру.[i] Схожі[code] FLASH OF THE BLADE X https://store.steampowered.com/app/2778600/FLASH_OF_THE_BLADE_X/ Project Warlock https://store.steampowered.com/app/893680/Project_Warlock/ Ultra Cop — теж про хаос, тільки в 3D і за поліцейського https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274790/Ultra_Cop/ [/code]

Defend your store in this simple shooter. There’s no big mystery or story here, all you need to do fight back the enemy waves of goons and survive for eight days. They will keep coming from two streets, and the goal is to prevent them from reaching the store. You start with just a pistol. Ammo is limited, but it’s dropped by dead enemy constantly so you should never run out. If the enemy reach the store, they’ll start hitting it and removing its health bar. However, killing the enemy isn’t that hard because they take the same path each time. They even walk towards the store in a line, so you can keep shooting straight and kill everyone. While the store can’t be fixed, you can heal yourself by taking a quick smoke. This is also dropped by killed enemies. A day has several waves, but both you and the store start with full health the next day. You also gain money that lets you buy new weapons. Waves come during the day, but night is when you rescue civilians in the neighborhood. Each person you save will help you defend the store and offer a special service. For instance, the first will unlock weapons, while the second will create something if you find five cloths hidden in the city (this is broken because I found them and didn't get anything). The only thing you need to pay attention to is that they might pass out from exhaustion so you need to go slap them.

THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE!!!!! THIS GAME GAVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION I HAVE NEVER BEEN HARDER EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME I HAVE BEEN GAMBLING MY LIFE SAVINGS AND WINNING!!!!!!

Love the shooting. Funny voice lines. Healing animation is the best.

I'm not sure if this was intentional, but it's pretty much a leftist revisionist's interpretation of the roof Koreans. The rioters definitely were not all blue-eyed irl, and the Koreans were definitely not millennial ABGs, I'll just leave it at that. Therefore, it fails as a meme game because it offers no real commentary. The gameplay had potential, being an interesting combo of tower defense and boomer shooter, but all of the guns feel weak and most of the allied NPCs are useless. There would be absolutely no reason to recruit any of these allies if it was not mandatory. They can help you defend your store as long as you keep them awake, but it's not worth it to even try because they are only about 25% as accurate and damaging as you are. Now, is it worth $1? Probably, just to see something that could've been.

my peenor so hard... hard as hell Good game overall, has a few bugs but they're nothing too major. For $7, definitely better than many, many other things you can buy. The overall premise of the game mechanics are very interesting and I would love to see a more fleshed out version of this with more interaction between the player and the other citizens, like being able to give them better weapons or training.

This game cured my terminal cancer, 3/5 for a first game, has its issues but fun and made me laugh a ♥♥♥♥ load. idk if its worth 8 bucks but it was good

Roof Korean Simulator

On second day, I can't reload the guns

"Its okay I guess?" What do I mean by Ok? In a nutshell; Its okay for its asking price, computer requirements and being easy to pick up and play. But what drags it down is the many issues that make this game feel very basic and a chore to play through because of those issues which are mentioned below. [Shooting/Guns] The guns are mediocre? The guns feel like they all do the same damage no matter the distance or weapon your using, only difference would be fire rate and the shotgun sometimes doing 1 shot kills half the time. Your best weapons would just be the starting pistol which has a lot of reserve ammo, deals great damage, fast reload and is the most reliable out of the other weapons for each wave you fight through. The only competitor would probably be the Machine Pistol with its super high fire rate and just being the best on getting rid of the enemies that are swarming your shop but will eat away at your pistol ammo really fast. An Issue I have with the gunplay is not being able to switch weapons mid reload, especially with the shotgun, where it takes a couple seconds to reload and you cant switch weapons while reloading so you sort of have to watch as the enemies swarm the shop while you have other weapons to help take care of them but cant because you are stuck in a reload animation. [Story] As a fan of just buying cheap videogames that mostly feel like arcade games you play and never think about again, I haven't really gotten that far due to some bugs so I can't really say what my thoughts are on the story, so I'm not sure if its meant to be a greater part of the game or its just the backdrop/excuse for the gameplay. [Bugs/issues] So some common issues that got pretty annoying and started stunting my progress but I HOPE (I'm not a game dev, I just play games) can be easily fixed are: - > Talking to bandana girl got me stuck as no dialogue appeared and I couldn't do anything except for going back to the main menu - > The 'night' overworld seems to have a invisible reset timer? I like running around and just shooting the random enemies but periodically it would just reset the night. Especially when you collect another bandana material before reset, which will force reset the night for some reason. This timer also got shorter the more times the same night reset which got me to stop playing - > Guns aren't the best, I hope the dev puts a little more into them to have their own identity excluding having different ammo types, reload speeds and fire rates. [Final Thoughts] Would I recommend this game? Not Really, even if it is a dollar, it's better used on some other boomer shooter games out there currently. Would I play it again? Maybe? It all depends if the issues stop and the guns/gunplay improve. Than I'll rewrite my review and mention the more positive parts of the game. Overall don't bother with this one.