Gooner on the Orient Express

why is this actually fun

10/10 would goon again.

the greatest flipping game i ever played. do not underestimate how amazing this game is. i never even need to touch another game after this. this game is an intimate adventure in a luxurious train where you will never find yourself sad, unoccupied or bored. this game is actually my new significant other, i can't even look at girls anymore and find appeal because i knew i could be spending my time gooning on the orient express. this game is truly a masterpiece and gooning on this train has become my only source of entertainment. it is my only past time. i refuse to eat, pee, drink, or even goon in real life. i only seek to goon on the orient express with edge sheeran and pray that santa deems me nice. i busted so many times i think i may be out of nut. instant buy. 10/10

It got me with the linkedin site i now have a job at a dream company and i can't wait for my new job

10/10 actually gooned

i have NOT been pressured into giving this review. this is NOT being written under any contract that may or MAY NOT have been unknowingly entered into to. good game tho 10/10.

Have you ever wanted to goon in front of strangers? Have you ever wanted to push the physical limits of alcohol intoxication and alcoholism beyond what was ever believed to be possible? Have you ever wanted to use a stick of C4 on a train? This is the game for you!

GOON

I genuinely liked this game lol. I got it because a friend said to try it and I like idle/clicker games. I really just figured it'd be something I try and drop right away but It ended up making me want to get all the achievements and see just how fast I can end a run. for the price I recommend for sure. See if you can beat my best run time of 59 seconds ;) Fastest gooner alive... until I'm not.

I was pleasantly surprised by how well put together Gooner on the Orient Express is- everything looks really good and fits together very well, ending up in a visual polish that is a cut above most clicker games. If you're interested in the genre Gooner on the Orient Express is one of the best.