Good Guy Card

同一天上架的另一部互动小说有1G，这个游戏只有29MB。 这游戏没有CG，就三个男主的立绘。 字体和文字框颜色非常接近，看着费眼睛，好在作者贴心地把游戏时间大幅度缩短，通一周目只要5分钟。 我不是来看剧情梗概或者摘要的，我写这篇评论都不止这个时间。

Lucky me gets to write the first English review (in almost 10 years since launch) for Good Guy Card, which is not a game. Good Guy Card (aka 那些年,我们一起收到的好人卡) is a craptastic non-English VN that was slapped together with a VN construction kit even worse than the cancer that is Ren'Py. It's a "romance" e-book of the worst kind involving some dweeb who goes to university. There's no English translation, but don't worry, the language of bad games (and non-games) is universal. E-books (artfully described as "visual novels" by terrible writers whose work couldn't actually pass as a proper book) are not the same things as video games. They're just badly written books where you have to click through every badly written sentence to try progress through the literary nightmare. And yes, they are badly written. How do I know? Let's face it, paying $100 to list an E-book on Steam as a game, even knowing that it isn't, surely can't be plan-A if your goal is to get on the NYT best sellers list. What's a failed author to do when book publishers take out restraining orders? Oh yes.... Steam. This isn't a game. If you're looking for a book, this one is one of the worst. Try Project Gutenberg, or your local library, where you can get far better books for free.