Golf With Your Friends

This is a fun hockey game... in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf game. Yeah, this game might be bipolar, or it's one of those non-binary queers since it's golf, basketball, and hockey all in one game on a golf course. So this is probably the one game where Tiger Woods, LeBron James, Wayne Gretzky, and Mario could all play together.

this game rocks

yipiee

den er mange god

I've yelled things no one should ever hear while playing this game.

chido

Golf With Your Friends is a charming little mini-golf game where you and your friends can enjoy colourful courses, silly hats, and the gradual collapse of every relationship you hold dear. The real star is the power meter: a tiny, innocent-looking bar apparently designed by behavioural scientists to determine exactly how many times a human being can overshoot a hole by 0.3% before developing a seething, incandescent rage. Too little power? You roll backward. Too much power? You launch into another postal code. Exactly the same power as last time? Completely different result. Obviously. By hole 12, the cheerful music has become psychological warfare, your friends are no longer friends, and the power scale has awakened an ancient bloodlust that can only be quenched by the entirely fictional slaughter of innocent woodland creatures, garden gnomes, and whichever sadist programmed the collision physics. 10/10. Absolutely infuriating. Played another three hours.