Gold for Retirement

[h1]带着竹蜻蜓下地牢捞钱的生活[/h1] [hr][/hr] [quote]关注&加入[url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45335586/]哈密瓜的游戏乐园[/url]，咱玩家最懂玩家的心思！[/quote] [hr][/hr] [h2]前言[/h2] 像素平台跳跃游戏有不少，本作的表现还算不错。开头有点像橡皮泥小人的CG剧情也很有趣，主角曾经拯救过公主，但年老只能领微薄的退休金过日。于是主角决定戴上竹蜻蜓下地牢捞钱，以给自己一个富裕的老年生活。 [h2]游戏玩法[/h2] 本作的玩法很简单，简单的平台跳跃，主角可以跳跃，挥剑，放置剑格挡，使用竹蜻蜓飞行。竹蜻蜓的飞翔会消耗耐力条，耐力条耗尽会失效。操作主角在地牢中拾取金币击杀小怪，再去其他地图重复此流程。一共有30个关卡，后面的关卡难度并不简单，还算耐玩。 [h2]画面和音乐表现[/h2] 本作画面是有一些老的像素画风，但是色彩挺丰富，给人的观感挺舒服的。能从背景的缺口中看到更为迷幻的，类似星空的迷幻背景，很好看。BGM表现也不错，有节奏贝斯搭配上架子鼓的打击乐，很有节拍感。在效果器的配合下组合成很带感的BGM。 [h2]目前的问题[/h2] 目前的地图不算复杂，我个人感觉可以做一些可以互动的机关，来增强地图的动态感。 飞行的耐力条恢复过于慢了，有些时候不能连续地行云流水地跳过某一部分，必须等一等耐力条恢复才可以。 [h2]总结[/h2] 本作是一款表现不错的平台跳跃游戏。故事有趣，玩法也创新性地给主角加了竹蜻蜓可以飞翔。像素风的画面很粗糙中带着精致，观感很好。BGM也很带感。难度有难有易，还算耐玩。价格也不贵，推荐喜欢玩平台跳跃游戏的玩家可以入。 [hr][/hr] [quote]   我们致力于做[u] 最全面 [/u]的游戏测评，了解[u] 最真实 [/u]的玩家心情，用[u] 最细致 [/u]的测评，给游戏[u] 最详细 [/u]的评价。   [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45335586/] 关注点一点，开心快乐到永远！！！ 每日送精品小游戏，大家要及时领取！！！ [/url]   [table] [tr] [th][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45335586/] 哈密瓜的游戏乐园测评组，欢迎大家加入！[/url][/th] [/tr] [/table] [/quote] [hr][/hr]

[quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url] This is a Unity asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" ripped off a bunch of other people's assets and put his own name on them, trying to cash in and get famous from someone else's work. This is creatively, morally and intellectually bankrupt.[/quote] The developer is trying to get YOUR money for someone else's game assets. So what is this? "Gold for Retirement" is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. I had to look a little deeper into this 2D retro pixelcrap, because at face value it's identical to many Russian asset flips that plague Steam, it's a low effort pixelcrap "minimum viable product", rushed quickly into shovelware bundles, undeclared AI slop marketing images, it hits so many of the same notes as one of those Steam "fake games" that nobody could be blamed for assuming it is one. However, unlike Russian fake games, this one has an intro screen and the developers list their names in the credits, and they also dumped this garbage onto Itch, which is somewhere the Russian asset flippers go. It's perplexing, but at the same time it's okay to just take a step back and not worry about the purpose of the game and just judge it for what it is. This particular game is crap. It's a simple 2D platformer with a bit of brawling as you take on the role of an old pixelcrap knight. It's generic, uninteresting, and I like I said, it has all the same qualities as a Russian asset flip, whether it is one or not, and at the end of the day the quality and value any product on Steam has is what matters to us, the gamers. This has none. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. PC gamers will be insulted by the demand from the developer that a console peasant children's toy controller should be used, despite this being on PC. Developers should try to be aware which platform they're developing for, and must never, under any circumstances dictate to gamers how their games are to be experienced. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was [b]only 5 players[/b]. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 130,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 130,000+ games on Steam? "Gold for Retirement" is relatively cheap at $3 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 14,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote] [quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Response![/url][/quote]The developer has weighed in to inform everyone they didn't read the [url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Usage Rules[/url] for Steam "partners", or they deliberately ignored the part where Valve says: [quote]Though it may be tempting, not every review needs to be responded to. A developer response will frequently draw more attention than the original statement, potentially turning a small issue into a much larger community discussion. It's also not a good idea to use this feature to refute customer opinions. Your direct attention can be seen as validation or a defensive attempt to silence your customers.[/quote] The developer response here is an appalling insult to gamers everywhere. The developer supplies a long list of reasons they knew this was unacceptably low quality and a list of utterly unethical, amoral behaviour, and yet sees no problem with polluting the Steam store with this garbage anyway. The developer brazenly admits they're plagiarising... they took someone else's assets, and did not credit them. Gamers are not supposed to "guess" if a developer didn't actually create the assets in their game. When developers do this, they position themselves as having their name against those assets... it's 100% plagiarism. If they used someone else's work in a Hollywood movie, they'd be sued into the ground and never work in the industry again. They're tacitly telling gamers because this is their game, the assets are also theirs. We also know that this is deliberate. It's easy to include a simple credits page. Why would the developer deliberately choose not to do this, if not to hide the true origin of the game assets from gamers? Claiming the work of others as your own, failing to credit the work of others, is highly unethical, [i]and the developer here now openly admits to it[/i] The developer claims this is their first time trying to make a game. If I went to a restaurant, got sick from eating bad food, and got told "The chef is new and has never cooked food before", would that make it okay? No, it wouldn't. The developer supplied a very valid reason why this should never have been put up for sale on Steam in the first place. The developer admits they didn't hire a team of talented staff to produce the game and tried to do the whole thing on their own, instead. This is a lot like boarding an airplane, and halfway through the flight, having the pilot come out and serve peanuts. It's going to end in disaster. It requires a team of competent people to do a complex job properly, and that's not what has happened here... another explanation for the poor quality of this game. The developer makes the utterly untrue, completely dishonest and frankly insulting claim that the only single reason this didn't outsell Grand Theft Auto V is because of lack of marking. Utter BS. This failed because it's [b]garbage[/b]. The developer seeks to lie and mislead gamers, desperate for anything at all to avoid facing the facts. Nothing in the developers pointless breach of Valve guidelines changes any of the objective facts of my review. I have more properly adjusted my review to warn gamers about this asset flip garbage. I cannot recommend this asset flip to anyone.

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