God Hand

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

TIME TO PLAY PENDEJO

My style is impetuous. My defenses are impregnable.

This game feels and plays exactly like GOD HAND... [spoiler]3/10[/spoiler]

[h1]Experienced on the Oculus Rift with Touch Controllers[/h1] So you're God, but you can't read. You don't know what's going on, except that you love your crystals and you can't let any filthy goblin near them. You defend your precious by playing whack-a-mole against the goblin invaders that sound like cats. You can squash them with your hands and fling them across the map or get a hammer and just go to town on their heads or use a wizard's staff to obliterate every enemy within sight. The environment looks very good. I had to stand up to play because when sitting down my head was barely above the ground. There's a few different types of enemies, besides the goblins, you have goblins riding on bears and their pet rock monsters. I guess now you also hate bears and rocks. It's free, so I do recommend it. But it is a pretty simple game that gets repetitive quick. However, if you hate goblins or rocks or bears, this is a nice stress reliever. [b]Rate 6/10. I hate goblins. For the Alliance! [/b] See my video review & gameplay here: https://youtu.be/WiktdA56sqE

[b]PRESENTATION: 5.0[/b] The intentionally poor story and dialog is so bad it [i]sort[/i] of works. [i]Sort of.[/i] [b]GRAPHICS: 6.0[/b] Character models and animations are reasonably nice but the environments are extremely bland, both in geometrical and texture detail. [b]SOUND: 7.0[/b] Terrible voice acting but the music is pretty great, making it one of the only redeeming things about the game. [b]GAMEPLAY: 2.5[/b] The combat system is okay (at best), but player control, the camera, level design, enemy design and basically everything else flat-out sucks. [b]LASTING APPEAL: 5.0[/b] The game is surprisingly lenghty for such a basic game, though it gets incredibly boring and frustrating so you likely won't play for too long. [b]OVERALL: 3.0 (Bad)[/b] (out of 10 / not an average)

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+Fun little game +Free +Throw little guys +Smash little guys -Not great -Buggy 2.5/5 I'd rate this as Neutral or informational if I could. This is a fun little somewhat hectic game that half way through my two tries playing one controller randomly stopped being able to interact with the world even though it was still making the motions of doing so. The fact that half way through it randomly gets unplayable to me makes me unable to fully recommend it since it doesn't completely work. That being said, the parts that do work are fun, and I would definitely like to waste more time in it if it would work properly. [Quote] If you liked this review Make sure to [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/33220185-VR-Games-and-Tools/]Click here[/url] and give a follow for more reviews of good, bad and decent VR titles. And [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/HonestVR/]Click here[/url] if you want to request reviews on other VR titles. [/Quote]