God Damn The Garden

Annoying for the sake of being annoying, a few examples below. You can tap left mouse to fire your weapons, or you can hold left mouse to charge up a burst of shorts and fire them when you release the button, but tap firing repeatedly is so much faster than charging up a burst you end up spam clicking through the whole game. The last 3rd of the game has cobwebs blocking your path to stop you from running past everything (as you can do for the first 2/3rds), except the cobwebs slow you down so much there are spots where you'll spend half a minute just holding forward to get through them, with no alternative path or approach possible. Enemies only respawn when you die (and when you continue a save, but that's because the dev is a n00b) and can't follow you across doors, but ammo and health plants respawn after a short wait time, so it's pretty easy to clear out the whole map by advancing carefully and resupplying often: the game tries to make things more difficult by giving some enemies absurd damage output, but that only further rewards careful advances (and cheesing big spiders with AoE damage from around a corner, since you can't survive even a single hit from one of those). The first boss is moderately challenging, the second is easy but will ruin countless attempts at hitless runs, the third and final boss is extremely easy and arguably less dangerous than most common enemies. You can switch between weapons with scroll wheel down, but scroll wheel up does nothing. There are some cool ideas here and there, such as finding out about the alternate passage after you rescue the capybara, but overall it's not good.

A meme disguised as a game. Had a thing call me stupid and told me help him find his capybara, when i wanted the conversation to stop i killed him. Ran into a room with a skull t-shirt ran at me, while frogs in walls shot at me. I HIGHLY recommend playing this baked.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ The Garden is a pretty fun shooter. Simple guns, but tense combat. I enjoy the art style very much. Music is pretty cool, reminds me of pilot red sun a little, but more moody than technical.

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Nice short game. 6/10

레트로 fps 풍 게임으로 보이지만 젤다의 전설 같은 어드벤처에 더 가까운 게임. 제작자에게 유우머랑 위트가 있셈.