Goat Simulator

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This game is indeed the latest in high-tech goat simulation technology. Its cheap price and fun replayability make it a blast to play, and its overall a great game.

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Absolutely the GOATEST game ever! it's so fun to go around doing quests and collecting trophies, finding out cool easter eggs and references, or just challenge yourself doing some craziest tricks like kicking and flipping. It's also super replayable since you can play it many different ways you want. Everyone should give it a try!

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In the begining it was a cute, quirky game! Until I decided to run it for achievements. The Flappy Goat achievement made me hate this game. I can handle RNG based achievements, but this is just ridiculous. Then you add these horrible hit boxes? What do you mean I can still hit a ladder after I passed it? Like fully passed it. You don't feel good after you achieve it. You feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed. I have a bloody portfolio of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recipts of how bad this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ achievement was. Many of times I've hit level 9 for it to kamikaze me. Ruined the whole game for me and future purcheses too. If I wanted a terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, I would've played a Souls game. Not worth it.